Improvised Weapons

[Edward7]

What would you use in each room of your home as an improvised weapon(s) -- in the unlikely event you are not with your firearm. I know many people will say carry always, but i would venture to guess they don't shower with their holster on.

Kitchen --- knife"s knife plural.
Bathroom --- shower rod? Kukri, between the toilet and shower.
Garage baseball bat, 9 iron, shovel ? Dont have one.
Family Room ??? Old english/knight style dagger here at my desk on knife on air conditioner (its up high.)
Bedroom ??? Combat knife in the bed frame on my side a tanto style combat knife on the wife's, and a gun in the dresser next to my side locked when im gone unlocked all night. Also the rest of my guns/knives/swords/bow/ECT.
Office ??? Dont have one.

Nothing in the baby's room, I could think of a few places I dont think she could get at but im not risking it and I have a bat in the hall with the front door.
Guns are kinda new to me, self defense isnt.

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[Dangerfield]

Kitchen = Hitting the intruder with the wife's baked bread..... not exactly soft

[Nebraska12]

Anything that isn't bolted to the floor. And I have nothing bolted to the floor.

[rogerw]

Bathroom = Bar of soap in wet towel; wet towel rolled as rat tail
Home office = desk drawers; pens; pencils; heavy bookends