Fact or Fiction?

Fact or Fiction?

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    Fact or Fiction?

    Subject: ACTS 2:38 Concealed Carry

    I love compassionate Christian Seniors..

    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services,
    when she was startled by an intruder.

    She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
    yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus
    Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
    explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
    'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
    you.'



    'scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!'


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    I, too, believe in bringing a "higher" power into such situations: 9mm, baby.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    I like that one! First time I've heard it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    Subject: ACTS 2:38 Concealed Carry

    I love compassionate Christian Seniors..

    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services,
    when she was startled by an intruder.

    She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
    yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus
    Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
    explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
    'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
    you.'



    'scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!'


    Yeah, I know it's old, but let's have a little levity.
    A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their Pit Bull Jesus".
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    Man, last time I mentioned a woman and 38s I got points!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Man, last time I mentioned a woman and 38s I got points!
    Maybe that was because she had 44s.
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    Or 22s or 25s
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    Absolutely love this!
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    See, dat what happens when you go round aks'n fo trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by high pockets View Post
    Subject: ACTS 2:38 Concealed Carry

    I love compassionate Christian Seniors..

    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services,
    when she was startled by an intruder.

    She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
    yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus
    Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
    explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
    'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
    you.'



    'scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!'


    Yeah, I know it's old, but let's have a little levity.

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    I know it old but here goes

    A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say,
    "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his
    search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around
    and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and
    the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot
    said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
    The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet1234 View Post
    I know it old but here goes

    A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say,
    "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his
    search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around
    and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and
    the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot
    said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
    The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".

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    Not that old, it was in post #5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet1234 View Post
    I know it old but here goes

    A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say,
    "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his
    search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around
    and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and
    the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot
    said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
    The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".

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    That's too funny.
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