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Subject: ACTS 2:38 Concealed Carry
I love compassionate Christian Seniors..
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services,
when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus
Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar:
'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
'scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!'
Yeah, I know it's old, but let's have a little levity.
"If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot."
"For someone who is nearly as smart as I am, how can you be so wrong about this?"
I, too, believe in bringing a "higher" power into such situations: 9mm, baby.
I like that one! First time I've heard it.
"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God." - Benjamin Franklin
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." - C.S. Lewis
"The pistol, learn it well, carry it always ..." ~ Jeff Cooper
"Terrorists: They hated you yesterday, they hate you today, and they will hate you tomorrow. End the cycle of hatred, donít give them a tomorrow."
Man, last time I mentioned a woman and 38s I got points!
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
Or 22s or 25s
" It is sad governments are chief'ed by the double tongues." quote Ten Bears Movie Outlaw Josie Wales
See, dat what happens when you go round aks'n fo trouble.
There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
We have deep thinkers and stinkers in this group that could come up with a solution...
I know it old but here goes
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say,
"Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his
search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around
and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and
the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot
said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
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