1) Where are you sitting right now? My office at work
2) Are you wearing pants with pockets and a belt? Yep
3) Do you have shoes on an what kind? Yep. Shiny black ones...
4) What gun is the closest to you? EDC 1911
5) Where is your pistol? About 3" from my knee
6) Where is your shotgun? n/a
7) Where is your rifle? n/a