1) Where are you sitting right now? Conference room table
2) Are you wearing pants with pockets and a belt? Yes, pockets no belt.
3) Do you have shoes on an what kind? Yes, Doc Martens
4) What gun is the closest to you? None
5) Where is your pistol? 6,000 miles away at home
6) Where is your shotgun? 6,000 miles away at home
7) Where is your rifle? 6,000 miles away at home
Disarmed by my job unfortunately.