1) Where are you sitting right now? Couch
2) Are you wearing pants with pockets and a belt? Yes
3) Do you have shoes on an what kind? Negative
4) What gun is the closest to you? M&P 40
5) Where is your pistol? IWB holster 3 o'clock on right hip
6) Where is your shotgun? Don't have one
7) Where is your rifle? AR upstairs bedroom, 28 in mag, not chambered.