This will be good as long as everyone is truthful. Post your answers as the questions are asked. Don't read ahead. We may all learn something.
1) Where are you sitting right now?
2) Are you wearing pants with pockets and a belt?
3) Do you have shoes on an what kind?
4) What gun is the closest to you?
5) Where is your pistol?
6) Where is your shotgun?
7) Where is your rifle?