LEO-S/O' what is your strangest story of something that a suspect did in your custody

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    You mean it gets worse? Sheeeez! Bloody puke, dead bodies, and massive stupidity. Can't wait for the rest!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    You mean it gets worse? Sheeeez! Bloody puke, dead bodies, and massive stupidity. Can't wait for the rest!
    Oh yeah. So far, the posts have been fairly tame compared to some stories (verified) that I know of.
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    Mine's not a good as some of these but kinda funny.

    Years ago with small city PD – picked up prisoner from big city Metro Jail – He has served his time with them and now going to our small city jail to serve time for past judgments.

    On the way we noticed he was humming & seemed very happy. My partner asked him why he was so happy going from one jail to another. His reply was something like this “Man, you just don’t know how bad the food and conditions is at Metro – I’m going to the Hilton jail now where the food is good and has a decent cot to sleeps on”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    There is at least one of us here that can; I don't know if he will post the story or not though.
    Oh this sounds good....
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    I went in and the man's body had been stripped of his clothes, down to his underwear...his womens underwear. A pink bra and matching panties. His toe nails were painted to match and he was shaved clean as a whistle from neck to ankle. What a way to go. You never know when your number is coming up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    There is at least one of us here that can; I don't know if he will post the story or not though.
    Sixto...I'm thinking you are talking about me...maybe not, but possibly....

    I won't go into details, but this is the top of the list for me in my career so far:

    person in custody, slips cuffs, gets back window down and bails out going highway speed

    If you want more info PM me, but I won't post details on here yet
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    slips cuffs, gets back window down and bails out going highway speed




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    I'll add another....funny and strange story, kind of long

    We got sent to and apartment complex for an intoxicated guy not leaving his ex-GF's apartment, he had a bus ticket to leave the state in the morning and we allowed him to stay in a buddy's apartment for the night if he would stay inside.

    We leave but get 911 call again as he was pounding on her door again and I was sitting down the block doing paperwork so I slid dark down the alley and I saw him following her across the parking lot. I radioed my backup some info and snuck over to the sidewalk. I confronted him, he tried to fight me when the first cuff hit and his face made contact with the brick wall in front of us , then he tried to swing back at me and his face made contact with the sidewalk with me pancacking him while I had his cuffed right hand torqued up in the air (its nice being tall and having long arms at times).
    Found crack pipe and Xanex on him, he admitted to smoking weed but thats it.

    En route to jail he fails back in the seat and makes gasping sounds, telling me he has had a heart condition since he was kid and was having trouble breathing. I pull over and radio for EMS to meet me. I get out and open the back door. Now he is laying across the seat and appears to have his eyes rolling in the back of his head. Of course this whole time I'm thinking he is faking since he was fine, but we have to err on the side of caution. I try to get him to sit up but he won't so I go to the other side and open the door to push up on him to sit up. I get him up to 90 degrees and on his own he flops out the other side of the car splatting on the concrete in the parking lot. I look up and there are cars on the frontage road of the interstate watching me. Now I'm thinking...great these people probably have their cell phones out filming me "throwing" a cuffed prisoner out of a car. He starts putting on a show of seizure, convulsion, and having trouble breathing. Fire truck shows up, the biggest guy on the truck gives him a sternum rub (for those that don't know, you rub your knuckles on the sternum with force and it lights up nerves and makes you move if you're conscious...shows faking). He about comes up off the concrete so we know he's faking.

    I get to follow the ambulance to the hospital where he is now shirtless with heart monitor on and is still putting on a show of being semi-conscious. The nurse tells him they need to get a urine sample but he just lays there not responding. The staff knows of the situation and are great to work with. The male nurse says "ok, we're gonna put a tube in your [slang term for male organ]" and he gets ahold of the shorts. Mysteriously the tool now moves his hands abruptly from above his head down to grab his shorts keeping the nurse from taking them off. Nurse whips out shears and has them cut off almost instantly. I'm in the corner laughing at this point.
    He gets cleared...no heart problem, no breathing problem.
    He was diagnosed with....miranda-itis
    Now he is just acting tired and is wearing a nice paper thin disposable hospital gown to wear to jail
    He refused to get into my car when we get outside hospital and gets forced in (slow learner)
    At the jail and now he is acting the role, acting perfectly fine, talking smack, etc. He tells me he used to fight in professional MMA fights and threatens me to watch out, threatens my family, etc. I tell him that [stuff] didn't help you any tonight did it? and waved bye as I was walking out and he was behind a big piece of plexiglass.
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    yeah Hot guns

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    We had a guy come in for breaking into a car and stealing like $1.87. ....... It was a marked police car, and the officer was in the gas station. Only really strange in how dumb it was.

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    In the early 1970's I was an EMT. We were called to pick an unconscious man in front of a hotel. The carnival was in town and one of the workers just drank himself unconscious. On the ride to the hospital he began to retch. I wasn't quick enough with a towel, and he vomited with such velocity that it sprayed off the roof of the amulance and showered all over me. It was like taking a shower of beer and whatever else he had to eat. Most unpleasant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grantspastor View Post
    In the early 1970's I was an EMT. We were called to pick an unconscious man in front of a hotel. The carnival was in town and one of the workers just drank himself unconscious. On the ride to the hospital he began to retch. I wasn't quick enough with a towel, and he vomited with such velocity that it sprayed off the roof of the amulance and showered all over me. It was like taking a shower of beer and whatever else he had to eat. Most unpleasant!
    Oh, that's just nasty! No quicker way to make me toss my cookies is watching someone else do it, never mind wearing it!

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    Oh man these stories are great!!!! Keep em coming
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    Blood, piss, and vomit are nothing. Got milk?

    I arrested a transvestite for DWI. A transvestite who was on female hormones, to be specific. In the video room at the station, during the videotaped legal warnings/sobriety tests/interview, this person lifts up her, uh, his, uh, her shirt, grabs an A-cup of flesh in each hand, and starts squirting milk at the camera. Yes, males have vestigial mammary glands, that can be brought to life with female hormones.
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    watched a guy swallow 10 extenze tablets, thinking he would get busted for them
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