Field sobriety test for CCW

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    Field sobriety test for CCW

    Or not... for my LEO friends:

    Alcohol test

    Enjoy!
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    Thanks for the laughs.
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    Re: Field sobriety test for CCW

    I could not pass that test. Looks like they'll have to take me downtown!
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    Ya know... I know this doesn't belong here in "Law Enforcement, etc...." But a few LEOs see this and it brightens their day, then my work is done...

    Smile, guys!
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    I'd be busted for sure!
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    Awesome :)

    My field sobriety test is simple. I ask "Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?". If they hesitate and look at you like you have two heads, they are sober. If they immediately answer "CAT!" (or dog), then they are drunk. I'm pretty sure it'll hold up when the appeals go to the supreme court.

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    Nice to see LEO's not taking themselves or us too seriously once in awhile.

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    I couldn’t do that stone cold sober, great laughs though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizjimbo View Post
    Nice to see LEO's not taking themselves or us too seriously once in awhile.
    Those aren't LEOs. Well trained LEOs won't cross their feet when moving...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb2wji View Post
    Awesome :)

    My field sobriety test is simple. I ask "Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?". If they hesitate and look at you like you have two heads, they are sober. If they immediately answer "CAT!" (or dog), then they are drunk. I'm pretty sure it'll hold up when the appeals go to the supreme court.
    Then what is Goofy? ("Stand By Me" line.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Then what is Goofey? ("Stand By Me" line.)
    I should be ashamed of myself. Im pretty good with movie quotes (Martin Tupper anyone?) especially those I have enjoyed, but I had to look this one up - Stand by Me (1986) - Memorable quotes
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    Re: Field sobriety test for CCW

    Too funny!

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    I doubt I could pass that test on my best day!

    Thanks for the laugh!
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