Navy Aircraft Carrier Rules:
1. Make Coffee for the Chief.
2. Take coffee to the Chief.
3. Ask the Chief if he'd like more coffee.
4. Mentally recover from verbal assault from Chief.
5. Advise flight deck to commence throwing ensigns & Lt. J.Gs at the enemy from the catapults.
6. Go below, have coffee yourself. (Avoid the Chief).
7. Check on Bob Hope's ETA.:rolleyes: