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    Crime Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy PantsNEW YORK
    (Dec. 18) A career criminal
    massacred three members of a family in
    their apartment but fell to his death when
    he tripped over his own baggy pants.
    I would give half of next month's retirement check to have seen that.
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    Dumbest Bad Guy

    This happened prior to 2009, but it is so funny I had to include it. The business where my wife worked had a burglary, and among other things, the perps took a check book with blank checks. My wife called all the nearby grocery stores, and other businesses that cash checks, and alerted them. This well known criminal shows up at a grocery store trying to cash a forged check. He lays his drivers license on the counter. When he sees the clerk on the phone (calling my wife to verify the check number) he panics and runs out of the store. His DL was still on the counter. The cops were waiting for him when he got home.

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    A couple

    Two courtesy of my son:

    1) Parolee gets into a domestic with estranged wife.

    Swings a shotgun by barrel and smashes windshield of her car.

    Gun discharges hitting him in the chest.

    He lives to face parole revocation, new felony charges, and a long stay in the hospital.

    Guess he showed her.

    2) Someone calls 911.

    Someone hangs up.

    911 calls back.

    Different someone (a drug dealer) answerers, says "Just a minute", and then conducts a drug deal (caught on tape) before tell 911 it had all been a mistake.

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    Stupid Bad Guys

    There are so many I could write all day, but this will be my last one. We went to a creeps home to arrest him on a warrant, his mama said he wasn't there. We asked for permission to enter the home, and she gave it. We checked the home, every room was clear. I went on the enclosed back porch and saw, with the sun shining through the windows, small particles of something floating in the sunlight. I looked up and saw the entrance to the attic. I called my partner, who pushed the board covering the attic entrance aside, and yelled up at the creep that if he had to come up there and get him there would be hell to pay. Down drops this creep totally covered in fiberglass insulation. The kind that takes weeks of showers to get the itchy stuff out of your skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EW3 View Post
    As a civilian, please, please, please let me post:
    C'mon, now. Are you serious? Everyone knows that no one (including criminals) exept LEO's have guns in Bloomberg's NYC. It's just not allowed.

    In all seriousness, great story. Helps to clean up the gene pool a little.
    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

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