This is a discussion on Man arrested for impersonating US Marshal within the In the News: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Sometimes the knuckleheads should just wave to the cops and say "Hi, I'm an idiot; arrest me" From the Sumter, SC daily paper The Item ...
Sometimes the knuckleheads should just wave to the cops and say "Hi, I'm an idiot; arrest me"
From the Sumter, SC daily paper The Item
A 28-year-old Wedgefield man was charged with impersonating a police officer and violation of S.C. gun law about 10:15 p.m. Friday following a traffic stop on Broad Street, a report shows.
Matthew Corey Perry, of 135 Gloria Drive, was pulled over after Sr. Cpl. Chris Moore said he was driving a 2007 Dodge Dakota that reached 57 mph in a 45 mph zone. Perry told Moore he knew he was speeding, but had just gotten off work from a part-time job as an investigator with the S.C. Department of Corrections.
The report shows Perry claimed he had just been hired as a U.S. Marshal and flashed a badge that bore the inscription 'Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal,' noting he'd just completed all the required processes to be a marshal, and was still waiting on his acceptance letter but had been given a badge.
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"The flock sleep peaceably in their pasture at night because Sheepdogs stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
I'd just venture a guess, that he is in deep doo doo
Holy Cow! This guy really did that? I didn't think those with single digit IQ's lived outside of an institution.
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
I'd say Mr Eldridge had better show up quick, or this idiot is toast.
I predict this doesn't end well for him.
Hey, at least he didn't get a speeding ticket.
What in the world was he going to do with all that stuff???