Police: Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion

Police: Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion

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    I believe in extraterrestrial life but I doubt they are living under the sun.

    Police: Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion - Courant.com



    A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said.

    Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for.

    "He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens," Perez said.

    The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."

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    Lemme guess...
    2012 right ?

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    E.T. might want to cancel his vacation to that guy's neck of the woods.

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    Let's only hope that Dane Eisenman has yet to reproduce, and if not, never will.
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    I'll just bet that he has to beat the pretty girls away with a stick.
    Super good looking guy and every bit as bright as he is handsome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoWeBePart1 View Post
    I believe in extraterrestrial life but I doubt they are living under the sun.

    Police: Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion - Courant.com

    He looks like an alien, look at his grotesque face. Or he could be some meth junkie who thinks there are aliens.

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    Now Now There...Remember...Beauty Is Only Skin Deep!
    And...You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover.
    That having been said ~ He is one heck of a homely lookin dude.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Storm View Post
    He looks like an alien, look at his grotesque face. Or he could be some meth junkie who thinks there are aliens.

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    Folks, that there is why you go to the ED and get stitches; don't fix that flap with duct tape!

    Sorry, can't explain the rest...
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    On second thought, he may be on to something. It looks like he has been the subject of some alien experimentation.
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    You boys are cold. Just because a fella isn't a handsome devil or a rocket scientist and wants to shoot a few aliens to protect mankind, you're all over him.

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    Folks, that there is why you go to the ED and get stitches; don't fix that flap with duct tape!
    Super Glue works wonders!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Now Now There...Remember...Beauty Is Only Skin Deep!
    And...You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover.
    That having been said ~ He is one heck of a homely lookin dude.
    I agree but ugly.....and stupid......go stright to the bone!

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    That guy looks like a typical long time meth junkie. The citizen who sold the idiot the rifle ain't too bright either.

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