September 27th, 2010 03:59 PM
Elmo Kicks some Butt
What do you tell your cellmates when your in jail for getting beat up by Elmo?
Police in Winter Park said a man dressed as Elmo was attacked at a local music store on Saturday afternoon by a man who believed the Sesame Street character was a threat to him....
"Elmo got the best of the guy," Farrell said. "He broke two of his fingers."
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September 27th, 2010 04:14 PM
he'll never live that down
September 27th, 2010 04:23 PM
Me thinks that if he thought Elmo was a threat, he was either on drugs or will end up in a mental hospital
and he'll still never live it down
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September 27th, 2010 08:45 PM
So much for tickle-me-Elmo. Sounds like UFC Elmo.
September 27th, 2010 08:46 PM
All I can say is it's a good thing he didn't catch Oscar on a bad day.
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September 27th, 2010 08:58 PM
What do you tell your kids when they witness Elmo beating some idiot's butt? I'd tell mine to straighten up and fly right or Elmo and the Sesame Street Gang will be making a visit to our house.
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September 27th, 2010 09:00 PM
Police took the assailant to a local hospital, where Farrell said he will be temporarily detained for mental health evaluation.
Ya' think this dirtbag attacker is playing with a 'full deck'?
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September 27th, 2010 10:37 PM
He's lucky it wasn't Cookie Monster!
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September 27th, 2010 10:51 PM
Too bad there is no video.
September 28th, 2010 12:09 AM
Now that's funny! I almost blew coffee through my nose
Originally Posted by LeftofMars
September 28th, 2010 09:06 PM
I bet The Count had a good time with this one.
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