Elmo Kicks some Butt

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    Elmo Kicks some Butt

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,1544182.story

    Police in Winter Park said a man dressed as Elmo was attacked at a local music store on Saturday afternoon by a man who believed the Sesame Street character was a threat to him....

    "Elmo got the best of the guy," Farrell said. "He broke two of his fingers."
    What do you tell your cellmates when your in jail for getting beat up by Elmo?
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    he'll never live that down
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    Me thinks that if he thought Elmo was a threat, he was either on drugs or will end up in a mental hospital


    and he'll still never live it down
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    So much for tickle-me-Elmo. Sounds like UFC Elmo.

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    All I can say is it's a good thing he didn't catch Oscar on a bad day.
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    What do you tell your kids when they witness Elmo beating some idiot's butt? I'd tell mine to straighten up and fly right or Elmo and the Sesame Street Gang will be making a visit to our house.
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    Police took the assailant to a local hospital, where Farrell said he will be temporarily detained for mental health evaluation.

    Ya' think this dirtbag attacker is playing with a 'full deck'?
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    He's lucky it wasn't Cookie Monster!
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    Too bad there is no video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeftofMars View Post
    All I can say is it's a good thing he didn't catch Oscar on a bad day.
    Now that's funny! I almost blew coffee through my nose

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    I bet The Count had a good time with this one.
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