March 27th, 2011 09:20 AM
Burglar shot in butt takes off like tail on fire!
Homeowner shoots intruder in rear | abc13.com
Last night in Houston a Home Owner spent one shell and gained a bicycle.
Burglar in late teens to early 20's breaks window to get inside home.
Homeowner grabs gun and tell BG not to move or I'll shoot.
BG moves, Good Guy shoots and strikes BG in butt. Good guy is holding BG down and BG asked Homeowner to call 911 on his cell phone for him!!!!!
Good Guy gets up to unlock door for Police and bad guy see this as a good time to "High Tail IT Outta there" and takes off out window like a cat with his tail on fire.
BAD Guy forgot to get his bicycle and most likely his phone when he left.
The stupid thing is Homeowner tried to soot BG in leg and not kill him.
See what happens? Should have shot higher and more often.
Houston is looking for the Bullitt Hole Butt in local hospital.
Lucky for Burglar the Home Owner didn't use a proper caliber.
Most likely he wouldn't have been getting up if he had.
What have you done to prepare for the end of civilization as we know it?
March 27th, 2011 09:23 AM
He'll be the one walking like he's got the worlds worst case of hemorrhoids!
You can educate ignorance, you can't fix stupid
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March 27th, 2011 09:29 AM
I guess he took off because the "after burners" kicked in.
Ignorance is a long way from stupid, but left unchecked, can get there real fast.
March 27th, 2011 10:58 AM
Just like the Charlie Daniels song,
Mario Andretti would've sure been proud
Of the way I was movin' when I passed that crowd
Comin' out the door and headed toward me in a trot
And I guess I shoulda' gone ahead and run
But, somehow, I just couldn't resist the fun
Of chasin' them all just once around the parking lot
Well, they headed for their car, but I hit the gas
And spun around and headed them off at the pass
I was slingin' gravel and puttin' a ton of dust in the air Well, I had them all out there steppin' and fetchin' Like their heads were on fire and their asses was catching' But I figured I'd better go ahead and split before they cops got there
Poor knuckledraggers, They ain't never gonna learn no matter what.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
March 27th, 2011 11:17 AM
Brings new meaning to the term a..hole
“Monsters are real and so are ghosts. They live inside of us, and sometimes they win.”
~ Stephen King
March 27th, 2011 11:43 AM
Gotta love Texas. Sundown at home = Open season, no size restrictions, no bag limit.
Grasseater // Grass~eat~er noun, often attributive \ˈgras-ē-tər\
A person who is incapable of independent thought; a person who is herd animal-like in behavior; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.
See also Sheep
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