Burglar shot in butt takes off like tail on fire!

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    Burglar shot in butt takes off like tail on fire!

    Homeowner shoots intruder in rear | abc13.com

    Last night in Houston a Home Owner spent one shell and gained a bicycle.
    Burglar in late teens to early 20's breaks window to get inside home.
    Homeowner grabs gun and tell BG not to move or I'll shoot.
    BG moves, Good Guy shoots and strikes BG in butt. Good guy is holding BG down and BG asked Homeowner to call 911 on his cell phone for him!!!!!

    Good Guy gets up to unlock door for Police and bad guy see this as a good time to "High Tail IT Outta there" and takes off out window like a cat with his tail on fire.

    BAD Guy forgot to get his bicycle and most likely his phone when he left.

    The stupid thing is Homeowner tried to soot BG in leg and not kill him.
    See what happens? Should have shot higher and more often.

    Houston is looking for the Bullitt Hole Butt in local hospital.

    Lucky for Burglar the Home Owner didn't use a proper caliber.
    Most likely he wouldn't have been getting up if he had.
    What have you done to prepare for the end of civilization as we know it?

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    He'll be the one walking like he's got the worlds worst case of hemorrhoids!
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    I guess he took off because the "after burners" kicked in.
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    Just like the Charlie Daniels song,
    Uneasy Rider,

    Mario Andretti would've sure been proud
    Of the way I was movin' when I passed that crowd
    Comin' out the door and headed toward me in a trot
    And I guess I shoulda' gone ahead and run
    But, somehow, I just couldn't resist the fun
    Of chasin' them all just once around the parking lot
    Well, they headed for their car, but I hit the gas
    And spun around and headed them off at the pass
    I was slingin' gravel and puttin' a ton of dust in the air Well, I had them all out there steppin' and fetchin' Like their heads were on fire and their asses was catching' But I figured I'd better go ahead and split before they cops got there


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