LOLOL I love it. +1 for our side.
This is a discussion on From the Law Dog Files or "I guess that answer would be a Yes" or Why I love Texas". within the In the News: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Friday, August 18, 2006 That didn't hurt -- for long. One of our long-term critters -- part-time dope dealer, occasional thug and full-time poster child ...
Friday, August 18, 2006
That didn't hurt -- for long.
One of our long-term critters -- part-time dope dealer, occasional thug and full-time poster child for retroactive abortions -- has now become an object lesson.
Apparently, Mr. Critter developed a decidedly one-sided romantic fixation upon the teacher of one of his legion of off-spring. The object of his affections, not appreciating what a singular honour becoming Critter's Baby's Mama # 134 would be, nor desiring such, turned him down.
Mr. Critter seems to have missed the subtle hint contained in the phrase, "Stay the hell away from me!", because early on the morning in question Mr. Critter decided to pay a visit to the home of said Object Of His Affections.
Finding no one home after repeatedly hammering on the door and screaming, Mr. Critter departed the premises, only to return shortly.
As he began to resume his obnoxious activities, the neighbor of the schoolteacher, a middle-aged gentleman whose wife occasionally babysits the infant daughter of the schoolteacher, walked next door to inform Mr. Critter that the schoolteacher was out of town on vacation and to kindly desist from raising Cain on her front porch.
Mr. Critter promptly whipped a large silver-coloured revolver from his waistband, struck the man across the face with the barrel, knocking the neighbor back and down to one knee. Mr. Critter then proceeded to advance on the neighbor, pointing the gun at him him and loudly screaming: "You want a piece of me, mother****er?! Huh?! You want a piece of me?! I'll **** you up, you ho-ass mother****er! You want a piece of me?!"
Down on one knee and unable to retreat, the CHL-equipped neighbor skinned his Glock 23 and neatly whomped two .40-calibre slugs through Mr. Critter's brisket. (The detective taking the statement said, "I guess that'd be a 'Yes...'")
Mr. Critter had the good manners to drop the unloaded Daisy BB pistol with which he had armed himself and expired.
The officers handed the neighbor a receipt for his Glock and told him to come down to the station and pick it up when the Grand Jury was done.
Ladies and gentlemen, while the first rule of gunfights is to have a gun, there are two corollaries to that rule:
a) It should be loaded; and
b) BB guns don't count.
Probably not nice for me to be giggling my tail off...but I can't help it!!
"Do not fear those who disagree with you; fear those that do and are too cowardly to admit it" - Napoleon
Ya gotta love a story with a happy ending...
"I surrounded 'em"- Alvin York
"They're ain't many troubles that a man can't fix with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six"- Jeff Cooper
nothing beats a feel-good love story....
Fear No Evil.
Ahhhh - (grin) - Mr Lawdog - a consumate story teller
Chris - P95
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That was well told!!
I loved that part!!(The detective taking the statement said, "I guess that'd be a 'Yes...'")
EOD - Initial success or total failure
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
Love that neighbor! Love the story....well written..."I guess that'd be a 'yes....." LOL
Texas thanks the neighbor, too! No trial!
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
Darwinism at its best.
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Yuri Orlov [Nicolas Cage] Lord of War)
Sounds like he died due to an acute failure of the victim selection process.Mr. Critter had the good manners to drop the unloaded Daisy BB pistol with which he had armed himself and expired.
Thank you for making my evening LawDog! Now if the Daisy had been loaded, the neighbor could have gotten some serious welts, or could have had his eye put out!
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
"Don't never take no shortcuts." Patty Reed, Donner Party
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