Good: Don't mess with coffee drinkers

Good: Don't mess with coffee drinkers

This is a discussion on Good: Don't mess with coffee drinkers within the In the News: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly forums, part of the The Back Porch category; 11:00 A.M. man breaks in, wielding a knife... struggle between BG and homeowner ensues. BG gets "beaned" with a coffee mug. runs off. Brief story ...

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    Good: Don't mess with coffee drinkers

    11:00 A.M. man breaks in, wielding a knife... struggle between BG and homeowner ensues. BG gets "beaned" with a coffee mug. runs off.

    Brief story here

    Use what you got... If you got a gun, use it... If you don't use what's to hand...
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose


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    As a confirmed coffee addict I agree that interrupting a good cup of coffee is a damn serious infraction of our civil code. Damn serious.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    As a confirmed coffee addict I agree that interrupting a good cup of coffee is a damn serious infraction of our civil code. Damn serious.
    Definitely a "killin' offense" from where I am. Part of the West Virgina State "He probably needed killin" law.
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    I get my coffee, nobody gets hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitch View Post
    I get my coffee, nobody gets hurt!
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    What a terrible waste of a good cup of coffee!!!
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    Now those dirtbags have to invade two more homes...one for the dope that they need, and another for the medical attention.

    "All I have is my coffee, would you like one 'lump' or two?
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    Hey guys, that stuff HURTS. Second degree burns on my right foot from some falling coffee.

    I don't make coffee jokes anymore.
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    My bug out plans include a burro (preferably Juan Valdez's, a proven "work horse") to carry a weeks supply of beans...

    Don't mess with my coffee!
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    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    For 10+ years I've told my wife that my morning 3 cups of coffee are almost a religious ritual for me! I showed her this story and she rolled her eyes mumbled something as she walked from the room.
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    I hope he didn't break his mug!
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    If he had spent 20+ years in the Navy walking all over with a coffee cup stuck on his hand, he would have been able to knock the guy out, save the mug, and not spill a drop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    As a confirmed coffee addict I agree that interrupting a good cup of coffee is a damn serious infraction of our civil code. Damn serious.
    ^This! It just reaffirms my decision to carry even at home, I'm not wasting a good cup of coffee.
    I keep a supply of VIA in the B.O.B just in case. Not the greatest I know but better than Nescafe instant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    My bug out plans include a burro (preferably Juan Valdez's, a proven "work horse") to carry a weeks supply of beans...

    Don't mess with my coffee!
    Lol. Mine includes a ton of Via and some Mio energy, and that just to keep the people around me safe. But as long as this guy didn't hurt my Keurig, he'd live to see another day.

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    This is the first time I have heard of a mugging with good outcome.

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