So A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Zebra And A Parrot...

So A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Zebra And A Parrot...

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    So A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Zebra And A Parrot...

    I know it sounds like the opening to a joke, but it isn't. Ok, so they didn't all walk in, the zebra and parrot stayed in the truck.

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    Reiter says the zebra and macaw parrot are pets and like riding in the truck. Reiter claims he sometimes takes the animals into the bar, but the owner says they're not allowed inside.
    cop: I though I told you to take them animals to the zoo! driver: you did and I did, they like it so much we are going back when you stopped us
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    Quote Originally Posted by barstoolguru View Post
    cop: I though I told you to take them animals to the zoo! driver: you did and I did, they like it so much we are going back when you stopped us
    An old one, but still tears rolling down my face funny.
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    AHHHHHH! A little zebra. I want one. It can live in the backyard and stay in the garage....where my husband usually parks. He won't mind. Much.
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    Well, I might have had a little too much? I don't want to draw too much attention, so I'll only take the zebra and the parrot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit51 View Post
    AHHHHHH! A little zebra. I want one. It can live in the backyard and stay in the garage....where my husband usually parks. He won't mind. Much.
    I was thinking the same thing. It would be pretty neat to have a miniature zebra as a pet.
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    Was hoping for a funny joke this AM but did get a rise out of it.

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    "Reiter disputes the arrest. He says he was about to let a passenger, a person, begin driving."

    I like that they make the distinction that the other passenger was a person.
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