Need to sent this yegg back to the big house for some more instruction... he ain't gettin' it... maybe next time he'll pick the right victim... and he won't be going back to prison again... he'll be sleepin, forever.
And the homeowners want something to be done about crime.... they wrote a letter to their city council... Well, they do live in Illinois, whadda ya expect? Quit writin' letters! Use your stamp money to buy a Home Defense weapon...
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