Don't bring a machete...

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    Don't bring a machete...

    All that said....
    It could be worse.
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    What a nightmare, wake up to a man standing over you with a machete...

    Good thing he had his heater under the pillow, who knows if he'd been able to get it out of a safe in time.
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    They would never make it to my bed without me knowing they were there, unless it was a close family member. My 3 dogs would do their best to eat them first.
    Machete's, is a weapon of choice of certain people. .... for being quiet but effective.

    The only bad part of this is, too bad it wasn't the chest area instead of the stomach. Anyone who would sneak into your home at night with a machete in their hands.....
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    I think that's one of the worst ways to go, being hacked to death. That's why I have a gun. 1640fps for my bedtime gun (P22) vs whatever 45 mph is when a dude is swinging that thing at you...hairy stuff.

    Maybe one day somebody else's dog could teach mine to hate a little more and not love EVERYTHING. Especially those stupid coyotes...

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    Good Lord!
    The more I read these crazy stories the more I love my gun. The world has truly gone mad.
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