Man Goes Berserk With Ax at Dunkin' Donuts

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    Man Goes Berserk With Ax at Dunkin' Donuts

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    One word for Mr. Axe Man - Decaf.
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    The perp is lucky the LEO didn't shoot him. Everyone knows not to mess with a cop's donuts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    I think it's only defined as an "assault axe" if it's gas powered, or has a composite handle...

    Or any other features that look scary like a "shoulder thing that goes up"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    The tool I use to split kindling for the stove is a short handled double bladed axe. I have to wonder would ShotgunJoe call it a Side by Side Axe???
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    Hey, the ax is next but only after they outlaw the name Hunter, pointing your index finger and saying bang bang, and pastries shaped like a gun.
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    This is part of the "Don't axe, don't tell" policy.
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    Their gonna be demanding Police Sub Stations in every Dunkin Donuts in the Country,reports have it that there are already lines of volunteers from the LEO community to be a part of the extremely hazardous duty of protecting Donuts
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    Re: Man Goes Berserk With Ax at Dunkin' Donuts

    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Their gonna be demanding Police Sub Stations in every Dunkin Donuts in the Country,reports have it that there are already lines of volunteers from the LEO community to be a part of the extremely hazardous duty of protecting Donuts
    If this were the case, police response times would be astronomical.

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    That coffee must have sucked!
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    I wonder if this guy has a slight Indian accent???? If he doesn't, he can't go in there according to Joe Biden and he's not joking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    The tool I use to split kindling for the stove is a short handled double bladed axe. I have to wonder would ShotgunJoe call it a Side by Side Axe???
    That would be a double barrel assault axe.
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    Time to axe... I mean make the donuts.

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    Pistol grip with a composite stock? Any tacticool lights attached? Then it wasn't a scary enough of an axe. Maybe if it was an axe with a chainsaw attached it might be a little scary and enough to be an assault axe.

    All joking aside, at least no one was hurt. Just some property damage.

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