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    "Well...Barney's movie had heart, but football to the groin had a football to the groin" - Homer J. Simpson
    "Life exists at a level of complexity almost beyond our ability to comprehend. It's a well known fact that if you try to take apart a cat to see how it works one of the first things you have on your hands is a non-working cat" - Douglas Adams

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    I demand 'smart guns' for our criminals because they are just trying to get buy and they shouldn't have to handle dangerous guns when attacking law abiding citizens that should just give them what they want in the first place.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Instant Justis .....COOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherokee View Post
    Ha. . . .Ha. . . .!!! Stupid SOB. Gave up his left nut for stereo speakers, brilliant!
    Yeah I bet when he said that he would give his left nut for those speakers, he did not mean it literally. It could not happened to a better moron. Like someone else said, to bad it was not a two fer one shot!!!


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    I reckon if he now becomes a serial criminal of some kind, the press will already have a nickname for him...wait for it...







    That's right folks...




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    Quote Originally Posted by lowflyer View Post
    I reckon if he now becomes a serial criminal of some kind, the press will already have a nickname for him...wait for it...







    That's right folks...




    "The Uniballer"
    Ha..Ha...!!!!!

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    Maybe he’ll be a candidate in the 2007 Darwin Awards?
    ALWAYS carry! - NEVER tell!

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    ouch, most "bg" are not smart. he needed this anyway.
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    Man, that's one case that maybe they shouldn't prosecute. You can pay for a crime in ways other than prison, and he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randytulsa2 View Post
    Man, that's one case that maybe they shouldn't prosecute. You can pay for a crime in ways other than prison, and he did.
    If so, then I'd say his debt to society is only half paid.
    Whatever doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable.

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    I can see why he cringed, I cringed too after reading it!!!
    When Seconds Count, The Cops Are Just Minutes Away!!
    Carry On!
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    I can see why the BG cringed, I cringed just from reading it!!
    When Seconds Count, The Cops Are Just Minutes Away!!
    Carry On!
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