Just to make your blood boil

Just to make your blood boil

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    Just to make your blood boil

    Lots of good blood boiling idiocy here folks. Brought to you by the great state of Illinois. My favorites... The whistle and the nail file.......



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    Park District Police Chief George Judd says he hopes potential attackers see the whistles and are scared off.


    Nothing says, "OH MY GOD...RUN!!!" like a whistle....good one Chief.
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    The plastic whistles come in bright yellow, red, blue or green. Park District Police Chief George Judd says he hopes potential attackers see the whistles and are scared off.
    I wonder, whats the caliber of each whistle

    I am going to assume, the RED is the most dangerous whistle ?

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    Yeah, BGs will be scared off by "evil assault" whistles.... Way to go Chief!
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    I wonder if sharkskin holsters are available for whistles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.stuart View Post
    I wonder if sharkskin holsters are available for whistles?
    Yeah, but there's probably an 18-month wait time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by distortion9 View Post


    Nothing says, "OH MY GOD...RUN!!!" like a whistle....good one Chief.
    But it sounded so good in the conference room. This would be funny if these morons weren't serious. Focus on the real problem ?? Nah . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyderdude View Post
    Yeah, BGs will be scared off by "evil assault" whistles.... Way to go Chief!
    Sorry....

    That's why the black whistles aren't available--too scary for BGs

    ...it might be classified as an "assault whistle"
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    Oh man, I'm rolling. ahahahahaha

    I think the whistles are color coded (with different tones too!) and you must carry all of them
    Red - Rape
    Green - Armed robbery
    Yellow - Assault
    Blue - Man with a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGguy229 View Post
    Sorry....

    That's why the black whistles aren't available--too scary for BGs

    ...it might be classified as an "assault whistle"
    Like this one? It's black, has a finger grip, rubber tooth shroud, and that evil stopwatch feature!


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    Whistles, nail files and vomiting on your self. Hmm. Sounds like thats gonna scare of the BGs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C9H13NO3 View Post
    Oh man, I'm rolling. ahahahahaha

    I think the whistles are color coded (with different tones too!) and you must carry all of them
    Red - Rape
    Green - Armed robbery
    Yellow - Assault
    Blue - Man with a gun
    Actually, given it is IL, wouldn't blue = assault by police?...and it's not an actual whistle, but a dog whistle?
    Magazine <> clip - know the difference

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    The video showing the nail file, keys, a comb and of course the ever feared "popsickle stick".. , it's just unbelievable.. The thing is, some people will actually believe this is a good way to defend themselves and actually put a popsickle stick in their purse just because an "authority figure" says it works. RUN ILLINOIS, RUN !!!

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    I sure wish I had know all this before I spent so much money on guns and training!

    I guess I can cancel my plans to go to Gunsite next year!
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    Oh but you won’t be laughing when you run into someone carrying the Ear Blaster Tactical Assault Whistle with the picatinny rail for mounting the official tactical popsicle stick.
    Where do these people come from?
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