Comical: Do not answer cell phone while robbing bank
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Fayetteville, N.C. — Police said they are looking for a pregnant woman who tried to rob a ...
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April 23rd, 2009 12:41 AM
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Comical: Do not answer cell phone while robbing bank
Police: Pregnant woman tried to rob Fayetteville bank
Fayetteville, N.C. — Police said they are looking for a pregnant woman who tried to rob a Fayetteville bank at gunpoint but left empty-handed after answering her cell phone.
Fayetteville police spokeswoman Teresa Chance said the woman had a handgun and demanded money when she entered Carter Bank & Trust, 123 Rowan St., at 9:43 a.m. Tuesday.
The woman got distracted when her cell phone rang and began talking to the caller, police said. She then left the bank without taking any money. No one was hurt.
Pregnant woman attempts Fayetteville bank robbery, gives up after phone call :: WRAL.com
Must have been a real important call.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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April 23rd, 2009 12:41 AM
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April 23rd, 2009 01:43 AM
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LoL, her husband calling saying: "Honey! You don't have to rob the bank anymore! Someone bought our car!"
These is hard times I guess...
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April 23rd, 2009 07:35 AM
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bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep (cell phone ringtone)
"Hello?" Where am I?" "Robbing the Carter Bank & Trust at the moment."
"What!?!?" I'm supposed to be robbing the Fifth Third Bank???" "CRAP!"
"OK, Ok, I'm on my way there now!"
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April 23rd, 2009 08:19 AM
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"Darn it, I told you not to call me when I'm at work"!
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April 23rd, 2009 08:38 AM
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Gee...all they have to do is match the exact time of that call with all cell phone calls made from that exact GPS location and she is busted.
They can go pick her up right at home.
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April 23rd, 2009 08:42 AM
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Only in North Carolina... I live here, unfortunately I know
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April 23rd, 2009 11:39 AM
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She'll blame the whole thing on hormones and no charges filed/dropped, I can almost guarantee it.
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April 23rd, 2009 11:43 AM
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That kid is going to have a great role model to look up to, or should I say look though bars at.
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April 23rd, 2009 01:07 PM
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It was the White Castle CRAVE calling. She left the store and went directly to White Castle for a bag of Sliders.
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April 23rd, 2009 05:32 PM
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You guys are cracking me up!
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April 24th, 2009 12:52 AM
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Daffy twit probably forgot what she was doing.
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April 8th, 2011 06:56 AM
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I think that someone special was on the phone saying that her son/daughter was healed. And money was not a problem then. :D
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April 8th, 2011 07:29 AM
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Intelligence is not a haulmark of the common criminal; we would be in real trouble if we had a lot of intelligent common criminal. Fortunately, we elect most of the intelligent criminals so we can keep an eye on them.
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April 8th, 2011 11:02 AM
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Hello, this is your Bank Robber's Annonymous partner, are you ready to relapse?
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