Badges that badge is fake

[dukalmighty]

Police: Accused shoplifters cause chaos at Walmart

Wed Dec 30, 12:01 am ET
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. – Chattanooga police said a couple they believe tried to steal a cart full of TVs and a computer caused chaos at a Walmart. According to a news release, Officer Josh Wright was off duty when he saw a man trying to force his way past a greeter with about $2,000 worth of stolen goods Sunday night. Wright displayed his badge, but the man said it was fake and tried to force his way past him. Wright then tackled the suspect and arrested him.

Then the suspect's wife, feigned a heart attack and said she did not know her husband.

After a witness told Wright the couple had been together in the store, the wife followed the witness into the parking lot and attacked her. The witness stabbed her in the arm with a pocket knife, and the wife had to be treated at a local hospital.

The male suspect was charged with theft over $1,000 and assault on a police officer. Charges against the wife were pending.

Too bad witness wasn't packing and gave her a lead injection for her attack

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[GunnyBunny]

I hope they don't/haven't reproduced. Obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool, with extra chlorine.

[razor02097]

hearing stories like that makes me sad.

[HKinNY]

Good job done by the Officer.

[Carry4MyFam]

Walmart...Walmart...Walmart.....hee hee

[Stevew]

Mandatory nuturing and spaying.

[mcp1810]

That is just too darn funny! That couple sounds like a match made in heaven!

[lacrosse50]

Wow, that's quite the pair. But the wife takes the cake with the heart attack/amnesia/aggravated assault combo.

[retsupt99]

Sounds like a lucky day for this couple.
The male dirtbag will be able to now look at a bunch of badges, this will enable him to more quickly determine the validity of police badges.
The female dirtbag will get a long vacation where she will be able to seek medical help with her heart attack/amnesia problems.