Are you kidding me? I don't know how to classify this.

Are you kidding me? I don't know how to classify this.

This is a discussion on Are you kidding me? I don't know how to classify this. within the In the News: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I saw this story in my local newspaper. An Owensboro KY woman(age 31) was arrested for intoxication. While she was changing in to her prison ...

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    Are you kidding me? I don't know how to classify this.

    I saw this story in my local newspaper. An Owensboro KY woman(age 31) was arrested for intoxication. While she was changing in to her prison uniform, she shot the female officer responsible for her in the face with her breast milk. She is now having assault charges added to her offenses.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbary View Post
    I saw this story in my local newspaper. An Owensboro KY woman(age 31) was arrested for intoxication. While she was changing in to her prison uniform, she shot the female officer responsible for her in the face with her breast milk. She is now having assault charges added to her offenses.


    Hilarious

    and Gross.
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    In Utah, there is a charge of "Propelling an object or substance at a peace or correctional officer". Probably similar.

    Still pretty gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigmanluke View Post
    In Utah, there is a charge of "Propelling an object or substance at a peace or correctional officer". Probably similar.

    Still pretty gross.
    don't knock it until...oh, never mind.

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    LOL!!

    Your wife's/girlfriend's is one thing....

    Some random woman being checked into jail is another thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigmanluke View Post
    LOL!!

    Your wife's/girlfriend's is one thing....

    Some random woman being checked into jail is another thing.
    hey, as long she was hot, right?

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    Wow, .......once you're finished with the academy and hired on with an agency, you'll realize that there are NO "hot" inmates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jahwarrior72 View Post
    hey, as long she was hot, right?
    got a point there
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigmanluke View Post
    Wow, .......once you're finished with the academy and hired on with an agency, you'll realize that there are NO "hot" inmates.
    I don't know about that...... Not very many maybe... But I've seen a few good ones.


    http://bustedpaper.com/
    This is a publication that is produced in many cities. It has mugshots of all the people arrested in your county. With what they did. We buy it at my work to look out for shoplifters and it's cool to see the people you catch show up in next months issue.

    There's a section called Hot or Babes or something that groups all the attractive inmates together. lol
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    This is no laughing matter, gentlemen. Those things are loaded.

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    Oh no, not the fem-bots!!!

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    ugh, b-milk is a bodily fluid, and some of them chicks are not exactly free of hep C and other nasty viruses. :(

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    Barbary....You should have let that newspaper article go right Past Yer Eyes and not posted it here.

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    Got Milk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigmanluke View Post
    LOL!!

    Your wife's/girlfriend's is one thing....

    Some random woman being checked into jail is another thing.
    Why would your girlfriend have breastmilk?Thats only spoda happen AFTER marriage.
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