Man arrested for wearing...a guinea pig?

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    Man arrested for wearing...a guinea pig?

    Ok...if this is really the case, I want EVERY SINGLE officer wearing any sort of leather whether strappings, holsters etc... arrested for cruelty because someone had to have skinned the cow!

    And while we're at it, lets get them up on murder charges too because they had to have eaten a burger or steak or two in their lifetimes...

    Seriously, what's the issue here? Would I do the same thing, hell no, but really, as long as the animal died fast I don't care!

    Police Charge Virginia Man Wearing Guinea Pig On Head | WUSA9.com | Washington, DC |

    Police Charge Virginia Man Wearing Guinea Pig On Head

    Police Charge Virginia Man Wearing Guinea Pig On Head
    Malin Berghult 17 hrs ago

    FRONT ROYAL, Virginia (AP) -- A Virginia man is facing an animal cruelty charge after police say he skinned a guinea pig and made a head ornament out of it.

    Animal control officer Gerald L. Cubbage says 40-year-old Charles Woodson of Front Royal bought the guinea pig at a pet store in February. Neighbors later saw him wearing its hide on his head.

    Warren County Deputy Laura L. Gomez said police seized a guinea pig hide including its head from Woodson's home. They also have a photograph of Woodson wearing the hide.

    Woodson faces up to a year in jail and a $2,500 fine if convicted of the misdemeanor charge.

    A hearing is scheduled for March 23.

    It was not immediately clear Thursday whether Woodson has secured an attorney.
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    welll..... thats ummm different.
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    Don't know what to say about this one.....I guess it is because he bought it at a PET store.....think what would happen if he bought a dog & did the same thing.


    EDIT: Yes, I know people buy rats, mice, fish, etc. to feed to other animals......
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    He made a hat out of it?
    What a waste of tax dollars. People sometimes buy Guinea Pigs to feed to large snakes, so what's the problem?

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    Actually in some countries people eat them.

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    Heck in South America it's a food staple. Lets see the good officer arrest most of Peru!
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    I know of a case where a guy was tried and acquitted for killing a bunch of kittens in his barn with a shotgun.

    The local animal rights group had a fit, but the judge said that their was no evidence to support that he caused any, let alone unnecessary, suffering to the animals.

    A 12 ga v. a 2 pound kitten...I doubt the cats felt very much. Kinda like hitting a person with a JDAM.

    Here one minute...gone the next.

    I hope the state has evidence of his harming the animal, because without it...acquital.

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    My holster was made from a cow that die of old age!!!

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    Pack asks, "what's the issue here."

    Sadly, the issue is poorly thought out and inappropriately implemented animal cruelty laws.

    The issue is the unintended consequence of what is a pretty good idea-- to protect household pets (e.g., dogs and cats) from cruelty.

    Slowly, animals have begun to acquire "rights" which previously were reserved for humans.

    Fishermen look out. You might one day get jailed if you use live bait.

    The law is the law until it becomes the back end of a critter.

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    Thumbs down Racoon Skin Caps Outlawed?

    The changes were rejected by voters, but this may well be the direction some would take us (i.e. PETA).......

    Unintended consequences can morph into "standards" too, so beware!

    ZURICH—Last month, Antoine Goetschel went to court here in defense of an unusual client: a 22-pound pike that had fought a fisherman for 10 minutes before surrendering.



    Antoine Goetschel, the animal lawyer for Zurich. The Swiss will vote on whether to compel all Swiss cantons to hire animal lawyers.

    Mr. Goetschel is the official animal lawyer for the Swiss canton of Zurich, a sort of public defender who represents the interests of pets, farm animals and wildlife. He wound up with the pike as a client when animal-welfare groups filed a complaint alleging animal cruelty in the fish's epic battle with an amateur angler.

    The case emerged after a local newspaper photo showed the fisherman proudly showing off the four-foot-long fish—a scene that, to Mr. Goetschel, was reminiscent of a safari hunter with his foot perched on the head of a dead lion. "It is this Hemingway thinking," he says. "Why should this be legal when other animals have to be slaughtered in a humane way?"

    Mr. Goetschel is the only official animal lawyer in Switzerland, but that may be about to change. On Sunday, the Swiss will vote on a referendum that would compel all of Switzerland's cantons to hire animal lawyers. The rationale: If people accused of mistreating animals can hire lawyers, the victims of such abuse are also entitled to representation.

    The Swiss government is urging voters to reject the referendum, arguing the money should instead go to uncovering animal abuse. Switzerland's farm lobby is against the proposal and argues that farmers are already closely monitored by state veterinarians.

    To make their case, the referendum's supporters have thrown the spotlight on Mr. Goetschel, a voluble 51-year-old attorney and descendant of composer Sergei Rachmaninoff who has held the Zurich post since 2007 and who represented the pike.

    Juggling a private practice with his cantonal job, for which he is paid by the hour, Mr. Goetschel handles about 180 animal cases a year. He points to stiff fines he has won—such as an 8,800-franc ($8,200) fine for a farmer who kept a dozen sheep underfed and without water.
    It's the Law

    In 2008, Switzerland enacted one of the most stringent animal welfare laws in the world. Some examples of the rules include:

    Pet owners may not crop the tails of dogs or use sandpaper to line the bottom of a birdcage.

    Puppies may not be separated from their mothers before they are 56 days old.

    Birdcages must have horizontal bars so that the birds can climb.

    Horses must not be tied up and must be kept in close enough proximity to other horses to be able to see, hear and smell them.

    Hamsters must be kept in groups; ideally, owners should keep two or more females with one neutered male. Keeping only female hamsters is discouraged as they tend to fight without the presence of a male.

    Similarly, owners of parakeets must keep at least two of them. It is preferable to have even numbers of the birds, as they tend to fight if kept in odd numbers.

    Using choke collars on dogs is forbidden.

    Cats must have contact with humans each day. If that is not possible, they must have contact with other cats.

    Source: Swiss Ordinance on the Protection of Animals of 2008

    Since the 1970s, Swiss animals have enjoyed greater protection than critters anywhere else in the world. Prospective dog owners here must take a four-hour course before buying a pet. Social species including birds, fish and yaks must have companionship. Bird cages and aquariums must have at least one opaque side to make the occupants feel safe. The law, strengthened two years ago, even specifies how to put down a sick fish: with a sharp blow to the head, or immersed in water mixed with clove oil dissolved in alcohol. You can't just flush them down the toilet. Serious animal cruelty is punishable by three years in jail.

    If Sunday's referendum passes, animals will have the right to be represented by lawyers in court. If they cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed at government expense.

    The Swiss generally take civil liberties very seriously, whether animal, vegetable or human. Scientists must consider the dignity of plants before embarking on experiments. The country is also known for its right-to-die laws that draw hundreds of foreigners each year to Switzerland to kill themselves.

    Yet for all the existing protections, Swiss Animal Protection, the group behind the referendum, says that officials rarely prosecute animal-welfare infractions and that the average fine—just 439 Swiss francs in 2008—is hardly a deterrent. "We do have very, very tough laws," says Mark Rissi, spokesman for the organization. "But in some cantons, judges aren't applying the law to the fullest."

    The debate has thrown the spotlight on Zurich, which had 224 animal abuse cases in 2008 — a third of all those recorded nationwide. Zurich officials established the animal lawyer office in 1992, and Mr. Goetschel is the third lawyer to hold the job.

    The country's only public defender of animals, Mr. Goetschel is a vegetarian who has no pets and avoids taking medication because of his opposition to research on lab animals. He became interested in animal rights at the age of 23, when an accident left him unable to speak for 10 days, helping him understand the plight of animals who can't express themselves. He was a major advocate of a 2003 Swiss law under which animals are to be treated as sentient beings, not personal property.

    Mr. Goetschel doesn't file complaints with courts, but he is charged with making sure judges, often unfamiliar with animal law, take the cases seriously by explaining the animal protection code, reviewing files and suggesting fines based on precedent. He can also appeal verdicts.

    While he doesn't officially represent the campaign, Mr. Goetschel has become a media darling in recent months, arguing for the referendum on talk shows and in town-hall debates.

    The majority of Mr. Goetschel's cases relate to abuse of household pets. He secured a 1,050-franc fine for a woman who abandoned two kittens in the street soon after buying them.

    In one 2008 case, he represented some fish that had been placed in a pool during a game show during which contestants tried to catch them by hand, allegedly violating Swiss law requiring that animals be treated with dignity.

    "If you treat fish like objects in a computer game, their dignity is hurt," Mr. Goetschel argued. A court, however, ruled that Zurich was the wrong jurisdiction for the case, and the defendants were subsequently cleared.

    But opponents have seized on another fish tale—Mr. Goetschel's defense of the big pike— to argue that a mandatory public defender could make for absurd results.

    The case revolved around the idea that the pike suffered excessively because of how long it took for the angler to reel it in. Mr. Goetschel lost the case last month, but is considering an appeal. Any further court action would come too late for the pike, which has been eaten.
    Wearing a Guinea Pig Hat is just in bad taste anyway, unless one has matching accessories. It's all about the accessories.......

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    Jeffrey Dahmer tortured and stripped flesh from animals when he was young which lead him later in life to murder and cannibalize teenage boys and young men.

    This nut basket case should get the year in jail plus the $2,500 fine

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    I really don't know what to say about this....other then I wouldn't want to wear a guinea pig for a hat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadow View Post
    Jeffrey Dahmer tortured and stripped flesh from animals when he was young which lead him later in life to murder and cannibalize teenage boys and young men.

    This nut basket case should get the year in jail plus the $2,500 fine
    yeah...so the problem is, how do we know he tortured them? That's one of the main problems. How do we know he didn't kill it humanely first?
    Then again, if you're going to use that argument, why don't we put everyone in jail that eats meat? SERIOUSLY, what do you think happens at a slaughter house? I don't have a problem with it at all...I like meat, but if you're going to make the arguemnt about torturing and stripping flesh from animals you have a long way to go...
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    During my last assignment in Cusco Peru I started a guinea pig ranch. They are called cueys there. I generally kept about 100+- at any one time and sold them off a few at a time to help fund an orphanage. We ate them fairly frequently, and fed them to the orphans as well. The pictures are well, because enquiring minds want to know. Before and after shots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    if you're going to make the arguemnt about torturing and stripping flesh from animals you have a long way to go...
    You have a point there but...

    This guy got arrested for cruelty to animals for a reason.

    He just has a creepiness about him that screams PSYCHO

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    Woodson's investigation was treated seriously, Gomez said, adding that Woodson was taken for a mental health evaluation.

    "Our concern was to find out what was going on in the residence," she said. "It's out of the ordinary to have someone skin a guinea pig and make an ornament out of it."

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