My 2010 Census arrived today

My 2010 Census arrived today

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    My 2010 Census arrived today

    2010 Census Southern District

    Last name: ________________


    First name: (Check appropriate box)
    (_) Billy-Bob
    (_) Billy-Joe
    (_) Billy-Ray
    (_) Billy-Sue
    (_) Billy-Mae
    (_) Billy-Jack


    What does everyone call you?
    (_) Booger
    (_) Bubba
    (_) Junior
    (_) Sissy
    (_) Other___________________


    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)


    Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure


    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right


    Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
    (_) Farmer
    (_) Mechanic
    (_) Hair Dresser
    (_) Unemployed
    (_) Dirty Politician
    (_) Preacher


    Spouseís Name:_________________________
    2nd Spouseís Name:______________________
    3rd Spouseís Name:______________________
    Loverís Name:___________________________


    Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
    (_) Sister
    (_) Brother
    (_) Aunt
    (_) Uncle
    (_) Cousin
    (_) Mother
    (_) Father
    (_) Son
    (_) Daughter
    (_) Pet


    Number of children living in household: _____
    Number of children living in shed: ______
    Number that are yours: ______


    Motherís Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
    Fatherís Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


    Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)


    Total number of vehicles you own: ___
    Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
    Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
    Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
    Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___


    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck
    ____ bedroom
    ____ bathroom
    ____ kitchen
    ____ shed


    Model and year of your pickup: 196_


    Do you have a gun rack?
    (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:


    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    (_) The National Enquirer
    (_) The Globe
    (_) TV Guide
    (_) Soap Opera Digest
    (_) Rifle and Shotgun


    Number of times youíve seen a UFO:_____
    Number of times in the last 5 years youíve seen Elvis:_____
    Number of times youíve seen Elvis in a UFO:_____


    How often do you bathe:
    (_) Weekly
    (_) Monthly
    (_) Not Applicable


    Color of eyes:
    Left______ Right_____


    Color of hair:
    (_) Blond
    (_) Black
    (_) Red
    (_) Brown
    (_) White
    (_) Clairol


    Color of teeth:
    (_) Yellow
    (_) Brownish-Yellow
    (_) Brown
    (_) Black
    (_) N/A


    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    (_)Red-Man


    How far is your home from a paved road?
    (_) 1 mile
    (_) 2 miles
    (_) just a whoop-and-a-holler
    (_) road?


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    Found this one in the street

    2010 Census South Side Urban District

    LAST NAME:______________ ( OR OF CURRENT ADULT MALE LIVING IN HOUSE)
    FIRST NAME:______________(OR LAST NAME IF FIRST NAME SAME AS OTHERS IN HOUSEHOLD)
    WHAT DOES EVERYONE CALL YOU?
    KILLER ( )
    LILí ( )
    SWEET ( )
    JUNK ( )
    TRIFLINí ( )
    OTHER ( )
    AGE: _____ ( IF UNSURE DO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING;)
    ADD ONE YEAR TO THE NEXT YOUNGEST IN THE HOUSEHOLD,
    ADD 15 YEARS TO YOUR YOUNGEST CHILD.
    SEX:_____M______F ( CONSTANTLY IS NOT AN OPTION)
    SHOE SIZE:______NIKE
    BELT SIZE:________(NEVER MIND)
    OCCUPATION: (WHERE YOU WORK AT)
    McDONALDS ( )
    TACO BELL ( )
    UNEMPLOYED (AINíT GOT ONE AíITE) ( ) HOW MANY YEARS ( )
    SPOUSEíS NAME _______________
    PERSON THAT LIVES WITH YOU NAME__________
    NUMBER OF CHIRREN IN HOUSEHOLD_______
    NUMBER OF CHIRREN YOU TELL THE GUBMENT IN HOUSEHOLD_______
    NUMBER OF CHIRREN WITH SAME FATHER IN HOUSEHOLD_____
    MOTHERíS NAME_____(UNLESS RAISED BY GRANDMOTHER OR ODER SISTER)
    FATHERíS NAME______ (WE CAN BE HUMOROUS ON OCCASION)
    EDUCATION____(GRADE YOU WERE SUSPENDED FOR CARRYING FIREARM)
    WHERE DO YOU STAY?
    SECTION 8 HOUSING ( )
    CITY SUPPLIED HOUSING ( )
    MISSION ( )
    CAR ( )
    JAIL UNTIL _____ (MM/DD/YYYY)
    HOW MANY VEHICLES DO YOU DRIVE_____
    HOW MANY VEHICLES ARE YOURS ______
    HOW MANY ARE STOLEN ______
    HOW OFTEN DO YOU BATHE?
    MONTHLY ( )
    NOT APPLICABLE ( )
    WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR ON WEEKDAYS? ______
    WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR ON WEEKENDS? _______
    WHAT PERCENTAGE OF YOUR HAIR IS NYLON WEAVE? _____
    WHAT LENGTH OF YOUR NAILS ARE NATURAL? _____
    HOW MANY OF YOUR TEETH NOT LOST TO DRUGS _____
    HOW MANY FRONT TEETH HAVE DIAMONDS __________

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