The time has come to save our planet!
I just figured this out. Daylight Saving Time causes Global Warming! Too much daylight is heating our planet. I remember the headline in our paper when Congress passed the law: "Congress changes when Sun rises and sets."
The extra sunlight warms up the surface of the oceans. All we have to do is get rid of some of the daylight we have been saving, and global warming would slowly, but surely, be eradicated. So, do you want to solve global warming? Help me lobby Congress to eliminate Daylight Saving Time. The time has come to save our planet!