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Nestle Crunch Hotline

This is a discussion on Nestle Crunch Hotline within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I stole this from Facebook, but it is real and the have some really funny options! Call the Nestle Hotline at 1-800-295-0051. When asked if ...

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    Nestle Crunch Hotline

    I stole this from Facebook, but it is real and the have some really funny options!

    Call the Nestle Hotline at 1-800-295-0051. When asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, wait quietly for ~10 seconds. Keep listening & then press 4. Listen further & then press 7. THIS IS A TOTAL HOOT !!! You can select other options, too. They're all funny.

    It may be busy so if you don't have a life and have nothing better to do, call back. It only took two attempts to get through.
    “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”

    Patrick Henry
    Quote Originally Posted by UnklFungus
    If it is ok to disarm legal citizens to reduce crime, then doesn't it stand to disband the military to prevent war?


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    I've done this. It is really funny and "unexpected"

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    wow it was busy for a long time... took about 5 tries but o so worth it
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    LMAO
    One of the most dangerous political philosophies afflicting America today is the belief that we can’t allow anyone to suffer the natural consequences of their own stupidity.

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    Tears running down my cheeks!
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    That was hilarious! Thanks.
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    and a high school education to fix'em!

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    "Sorry, your response was not recognized. Please try again."

    If you don't want to dial the number, there's a YouTube video of a guy making the call ... click.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense (A.O.J.).
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
    NRA, SAF, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.

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    that was fun.
    An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

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    No worries I got a cootie shot.

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