A Scotish Man
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One day as he is leaving the table and headed for the ...
March 18th, 2010 02:53 PM
A Scotish Man
has been going to the same restaurant for years every Sunday at breakfast.
One day as he is leaving the table and headed for the door, a waitress calls after him....."Hey, McPherson, do ya know the difference between a Scot and a Canoe? A canoe tips once in a while."
Last edited by Zsnake; March 18th, 2010 at 02:54 PM.
March 18th, 2010 02:57 PM
Oh the abuse you take when your frugal!!
March 18th, 2010 03:15 PM
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March 18th, 2010 03:23 PM
lol...oh the lack of abuse when you're not. One thing I've found around here is that if you're nice and tip really well with the nice waitresses(even if everything wasn't perfect) the first time in a restaurant, then all subsequent visits you're treated like royalty.
Originally Posted by Hiram25
For a long time I was on a first name basis with most of the local waitresses, frequently got moved to better seating, and received "extra" deserts, half off meals, etc... All because I was polite, and tipped well on the first visit(an usually subsequent visits since I was treated well continuing forward).
Good joke though...
"My God David, We're a Civilized society."
"Sure, As long as the machines are workin' and you can call 911. But you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, and you scare the crap out of them; no more rules...You'll see how primitive they can get."
-The Mist (2007)
March 18th, 2010 09:53 PM
When I was growing up my father taught me that 10% was kind of the smallest tip to leave unless something was horribly wrong with the service. My daughter, quite up on things, tells me that now 20% is the minimum to consider. I am not shy about even telling an employee's boss how much I was disappointed if they did something bad, but I don't want to send that message unless it has been earned. I do 20%+ now.
'Course I don't go out to eat as much now, as when I lived in Fantasy Land (where I thought I could afford it).
March 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
heres another late st. paddy's day joke: an Irishman walks out of a bar....
ha ha ha, good one huh :D
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