This is a discussion on HC Solution! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or ...
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come to visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
You may not like guns. You may choose not to own one. That is your right.
You might not believe in God. That is your choice.
However, if someone breaks into your home at 3AM the first two things you are going to do are:
1) Call someone with a gun.
2)Pray they get there in time." - A wise man
Wow, never looked at it that way...
Benjamin Franklin: "They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security."
Why do you think some people rob banks by handing a note to the teller and then go wait outside for the cops to show up and arrest them
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .