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    John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the midst of a big storm in Dublin, Ireland. The storm was so fierce he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopping. Desperate for shelter and without thinking, he got into the car and closed the door*only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel. Just as he noticed the engine wasn't running, the car started moving forward. He looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere. Paralyzed with terror, he watched as the hand came through the window and turned the wheel, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter, he saw the lights of a pub appear down the road*so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to pub. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the nightmare he had just experienced. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized John wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two men walked in and, like John, they were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford standing at the bar, one said to the other..... “Look Paddy.....there's that friggin' idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it.


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    I like it . Great story. I Think I know those guys.
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    good one indeed
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    OH man!! That was good! I like it.

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    lol...nice one

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