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Mall Ninja ?

This is a discussion on Mall Ninja ? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I read it all as a joke. How can it be anything else? The following took the cake for me... quote:Originally posted by Nordic: Hey ...

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    I read it all as a joke. How can it be anything else?
    The following took the cake for me...

    quote:Originally posted by Nordic:
    Hey Geekboy, SPECIAL-ED, et-all, does the shadow government agencies that fund your ops also provide you with anti-armor capabilities? I mean what if a posse of gang bangers starts driving through the mall all a blazin’ in their ‘74 Licoln Continental? Do your low profile, battery powered patrol units come equipped with mounts for attaching Hellfires? Also, what if your three-man team is ambushed by superior numbers of Chechin rebels while guiding traffic at the escalator? If I were you I’d consider mounting claymores to the sides of your HUMGEE (”g” for golfcart). We all eagerly await your next installment!

    You are a doofus, of course there is no anti-armor capabilities for golf carts, the UNIMOG was woth the anti-armor work though. We would never consider using any missles larger than our modified surplus Shrikes, Hellfires are completly out of the question. also, ourgolf carts are modified, and can take abouse alot tougher than golf balls..

    Also, Neonazi skinhead gangs are the most difficult thing we currently must deal with, it is not Chechin thzat we have to worry about, it is the Australian militants, and I dan’t care if they reed this, they allready know that we are onto them and we will not give up

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    If you have a mullet haircut and where tight girbaud jeans, they only attack you one at a time. Like in the movies.

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    I remember when all that went down; it was hilarious then as now. Most of us mutually agreed back then that "Gecko" was probably a 13-year old boy who played one too many rounds of first-person shooter games like Quake or Doom.....
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    Good lord it took me 2 hrs to read that, eyes kept tearing up from laughter, I almost peed myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by varob View Post
    Fast Acting Response Team (FART)
    No that's frigg'n hilarious!
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    I dont even know what to say....I did spit coffee all over my key board though....wow
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    ...It reminds me of when I was facing the Evil Empire on the Eastern Front, back during the Cold War, when we wore black boots and knew how to shoot and fight...even if we sat at SHAPE tape-ape teletypes.

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    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Is this guy still around? Or did he change careers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by varob View Post
    Fast Acting Response Team (FART)

    Whomever Gecko45 is. he should be writing fiction novels.

    This stuff is great.
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    read some of it and have no idea what drugs this guy was on when he wrote that.
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    Too funny, I had to stop and wipe tears from my eyes to many times to count.
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