Mall Ninja ?

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    Mall Ninja ?

    Quick question. I am not a Mall person, however I went to one a week or so ago and saw a small group of young men dressed in black walking through the Mall looking and acting cool stuff. A couple of them carrying what looked like night sticks. Are these Mall Ninja's?

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    See the link below for the original mall ninja:

    Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

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    Thank you JDE101 That answers my question fully.
    Ditto on the Road King also.
    Thanks again.

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    You are welcome. When I first started reading posts on this site there was a lot of discussion about mall ninjas. Someone posted that link and I bookmarked it for future reference. One of the funniest things I have ever read. And Harley Road Kings rule! Ride safe.
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    Didn't I read that Gecko45 was proved to be a joke?
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    To the OP: sounds like they fit the profile of a mall ninja...
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    If Gecko is not a joke, I'm scared.

    If it is a joke, I wish I could buy a beer for the guy!

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    Gaaawleeee...I think Gecko45 could be my hero.
    I wonder if he'll let them do a movie about him?
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    What a total whacko!


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    Well it sounds like a farce as he reportedly owns a $10-15k rifle on Paul Blart's salary, however it's been a very low read as I keep tearing up with laughter and having to restart the paragraphs.

    But I really can't tell if he should be committed or be writing comedies.

    Context: This is the first explanation I've seen of it, though I had heard the term tossed around, so I had an idea, but this is far more entertaining.

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    that Gecko45 sounds like a whack job on meds. If the mall security cant handle a robbery or whatever crime occuring inside the mall- thats what we have Police and SWAT for, not some wannabe that think he is a one man army protecting a mall.

    First of all Geck45 is forgetting there is also people like us armed as well so he wont be the only one armed in the mall.

    A mall ninja is a person who watched too many war movies and think he can be a hero too.
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    My God, there's a whole forum dedicated to Gecko45 and supposedly, he answers questions put to him there.

    Check it out HERE.

    He also has a MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/tacticalsecurityenforcer
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    Holly crap!! Was that real???
    I almost had to stop reading and gouge out my eyeballs!
    I truly hope that was just a joke.
    Do these "mall ninjas" really exist? I mean, people who walk around the mall acting this way?? It really wouldnt surprise me, the things some people will do to get attention.
    I wonder what would happen if one of these "mall ninjas" tried to stop me with a "warning" as stated by Gecko45? Probably get his head blown off is my guess! Oh but wait, he is trained to spot concealed weapons and would shove it up there for me, thats right.


    That was painful, I mean for them to publicly announce the the existence of the corp I work for and disgrace the many special ops guys that have fallen before me...

    Dear God, I tried. I cant. Its too hard. Holly cow. Some wild imaginations!!

    Edit: Oh wow! I just saw the post by TN Mike about the forum and the myspace. ( I was reading the first forum thingy). This guy is for real!!? He needs to be "taken out" seriously! Does anyone HERE actually believe this?? Common, be brave.

    People who believe this crap, this childs imagination, needs to wake up and put themselves in the lunny bin. If you want to see "action" the join the military, go infantry and get deployed and be a real hero. Believe me, you will see war and maybe grow up, and thats a big maybe.

    I seriously cannot believe this. This is a disrespectful slap in the face of the real Military, Police force, SF operators everywhere. This actually made my blood boil! God help 'em if I ever find 'em!!

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    Mike I can't believe you kept this unique and tactically sound Information site to yourself for so long
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    Fast Acting Response Team (FART)

    Whomever Gecko45 is. he should be writing fiction novels.

    This stuff is great.
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    Wow is all I've got, that I can post here.
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