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    Five Surgeons

    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to operate on are.

    The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered.

    The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.

    The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No I really, think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like construction workers; those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: All of you are wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no cajones, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
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    sounds like he's operated on a few presidents!

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