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The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to ...
March 27th, 2010 03:33 PM
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to operate on are.
The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered.
The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No I really, think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like construction workers; those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: All of you are wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no cajones, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
March 27th, 2010 03:36 PM
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