Kitten v. Police

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    Kitten v. Police

    And now for equal time:

    Text & video (Dash Cam) at: Cat climbs on officer's head while he tries to write ticket

    It's a tad old, but what with the Dog v, Police Car I thought I give cat lovers some equal time -- albeit I prefer dogs, myself.

    Here the text:
    Cat climbs all over police officer while he tries to write a ticket
    Updated: Tuesday, 17 Nov 2009, 12:55 PM EST
    Published : Tuesday, 17 Nov 2009, 12:55 PM EST

    On a routine traffic stop, an unexpected visitor prances on to the scene.

    Officer Urban shooed the kitten several times during the stop, but the cat continued to push the officer's buttons climbing up his leg, arm, and eventually on top of the officer's head.

    All caught on dash cam, Officer Keith Urban in Taylor, Texas notified his supervisors of the climbing kitten after his day's work.

    Officer Urban was all about business, and continued to write a speeding ticket, while even the driver he pulled over, offered to help.

    "You need some help, I’ll come out and help you with that. And the officer replied, no it's fine, thank you very much."
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    Kill Kittens

    Level 2 Soldier
    Medium Natural Beast XP 125
    Initiative +3 Senses Perception +2
    Swarm Attack aura 1; The kill kittens make a basic attack against each enemy that begins its turn in the aura.
    HP 36; Bloodied 18
    AC 18; Fortitude 13, Reflex 16, Will 16
    Speed 8

    Melee Basic: Claws (Standard; at-will)
    +9 vs AC, 1d10+3

    Melee Nom Ur Face (Standard; at-will)
    +9 vs AC. The Kill Kittens may make two Claw attacks on the same target.

    Close Too Cute! (Standard; recharge 56)
    Kill Kittens always look adorable and cuddly, even when eating your face. As a move action, they can make an attack +7 vs. Will. All effected are Stunned until the end of the Kill Kittens next turn or until they are damaged by the Kill Kittens

    .
    Pounce! (Move; recharge 456)

    The Kill Kittens teleport 4 squares, provided they have line of effect to the target square.

    Alignment Evil Languages
    Str 11 (+1) Dex 18 (+5) Wis 14 (+3)
    Con 12 (+2) Int 6 (-1) Cha 18 (+5)



    I guess a lone kitten couldn't do enough damage to the LEO to bring him down
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by razor02097 View Post
    Kill Kittens

    Level 2 Soldier...
    razor02097 wins the internet.
    "and suddenly I can not hold back my sword hand's anger"

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    ^^^^^A fellow gaming geek. Here is a Battletech Killer Kitten

    Killer Kitten

    Mass: 20 tons
    Tech Base: Inner Sphere
    Chassis Config: Biped
    Rules Level: Experimental Tech
    Era: All Eras (non-canon)
    Tech Rating/Era Availability: D/X-F-E
    Production Year: 0
    Cost: 1,433,040 C-Bills
    Battle Value: 284

    Chassis: KK1 Standard
    Power Plant: Unknown 120 Fusion Engine
    Walking Speed: 64.5 km/h
    Maximum Speed: 96.75 km/h
    Jump Jets: None
    Armor: Black death fur Standard Armor
    Armament:
    1 Fluid Gun
    2 Clawss
    Manufacturer: Stray Momma Cat
    Primary Factory: Abandoned barns in Mass.
    Communications System: Screech call 1
    Targeting and Tracking System: binocular slit pupil rapid response

    ================================================== ==============================
    Equipment Type Rating Mass
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Internal Structure: Standard 33 points 2.00
    Engine: Fusion Engine 120 4.00
    Walking MP: 6
    Running MP: 9
    Jumping MP: 0
    Heat Sinks: Single 10 0.00
    Heat Sink Locations: 3 LT, 3 RT
    Gyro: Standard Gyro 2.00
    Cockpit: Standard 3.00
    Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA R: SH+UA+LA
    Armor: Standard Armor AV - 48 3.00

    Internal Armor
    Structure Factor
    Head 3 8
    Center Torso 6 7
    Center Torso (rear) 1
    L/R Torso 5 6
    L/R Torso (rear) 1
    L/R Arm 3 4
    L/R Leg 4 5

    ================================================== ==============================
    Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Claws RA - 2 2.00
    Claws LA - 2 2.00
    Fluid Gun CT 0 2 2.00
    Free Critical Slots: 37

    BattleForce Statistics
    MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 2 Points: 3
    6 0 0 0 0 1 0 Structure: 2
    Special Abilities: MEL, SRCH, EEE, ES, SOA

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    Quote Originally Posted by razor02097 View Post
    Kill Kittens

    Level 2 Soldier
    Medium Natural Beast XP 125
    Initiative +3 Senses Perception +2
    Swarm Attack aura 1; The kill kittens make a basic attack against each enemy that begins its turn in the aura.
    HP 36; Bloodied 18
    AC 18; Fortitude 13, Reflex 16, Will 16
    Speed 8

    Melee Basic: Claws (Standard; at-will)
    +9 vs AC, 1d10+3

    Melee Nom Ur Face (Standard; at-will)
    +9 vs AC. The Kill Kittens may make two Claw attacks on the same target.

    Close Too Cute! (Standard; recharge 56)
    Kill Kittens always look adorable and cuddly, even when eating your face. As a move action, they can make an attack +7 vs. Will. All effected are Stunned until the end of the Kill Kittens next turn or until they are damaged by the Kill Kittens

    .
    Pounce! (Move; recharge 456)

    The Kill Kittens teleport 4 squares, provided they have line of effect to the target square.

    Alignment Evil Languages
    Str 11 (+1) Dex 18 (+5) Wis 14 (+3)
    Con 12 (+2) Int 6 (-1) Cha 18 (+5)



    I guess a lone kitten couldn't do enough damage to the LEO to bring him down
    Quote Originally Posted by maddyfish View Post
    ^^^^^A fellow gaming geek. Here is a Battletech Killer Kitten

    Killer Kitten

    Mass: 20 tons
    Tech Base: Inner Sphere
    Chassis Config: Biped
    Rules Level: Experimental Tech
    Era: All Eras (non-canon)
    Tech Rating/Era Availability: D/X-F-E
    Production Year: 0
    Cost: 1,433,040 C-Bills
    Battle Value: 284

    Chassis: KK1 Standard
    Power Plant: Unknown 120 Fusion Engine
    Walking Speed: 64.5 km/h
    Maximum Speed: 96.75 km/h
    Jump Jets: None
    Armor: Black death fur Standard Armor
    Armament:
    1 Fluid Gun
    2 Clawss
    Manufacturer: Stray Momma Cat
    Primary Factory: Abandoned barns in Mass.
    Communications System: Screech call 1
    Targeting and Tracking System: binocular slit pupil rapid response

    ================================================== ==============================
    Equipment Type Rating Mass
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Internal Structure: Standard 33 points 2.00
    Engine: Fusion Engine 120 4.00
    Walking MP: 6
    Running MP: 9
    Jumping MP: 0
    Heat Sinks: Single 10 0.00
    Heat Sink Locations: 3 LT, 3 RT
    Gyro: Standard Gyro 2.00
    Cockpit: Standard 3.00
    Actuators: L: SH+UA+LA R: SH+UA+LA
    Armor: Standard Armor AV - 48 3.00

    Internal Armor
    Structure Factor
    Head 3 8
    Center Torso 6 7
    Center Torso (rear) 1
    L/R Torso 5 6
    L/R Torso (rear) 1
    L/R Arm 3 4
    L/R Leg 4 5

    ================================================== ==============================
    Equipment Location Heat Critical Mass
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Claws RA - 2 2.00
    Claws LA - 2 2.00
    Fluid Gun CT 0 2 2.00
    Free Critical Slots: 37

    BattleForce Statistics
    MV S (+0) M (+2) L (+4) E (+6) Wt. Ov Armor: 2 Points: 3
    6 0 0 0 0 1 0 Structure: 2
    Special Abilities: MEL, SRCH, EEE, ES, SOA
    From that little kitten in the Dash Cam Video?

    Who would have thought!!

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    Man, am I old... AC 7, HP 6... Magic Missile X2

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    Clearly that officer does not have cats, everyone knows you can't get rid of one by pushing it away, that just makes them more determined! The news anchor knew how to get rid of it, pick it up and be friendly, that guarantees that it will squirm away and disappear.

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    What is that saying about liquor and pussycats will get a cop in trouble or sumpin like that
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    The officer was lucky that it was only a .22 cal. kitten.

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    to all you rpg-ers out there... thank you.
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