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    For The Elderly Here Who Need a Laugh...

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    An elderly couple are attending church services.
    About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
    It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
    He scribbles back , " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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    *sung to silent night music*

    silent fart....deadly fart.... all was calm.... not for long!

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    LOL, I'm not that old, but I do like a good joke.
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    That was a good one.
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    Good joke, wonder if sermon was silent to her also?
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    eh?
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    That's a good one, a few people I have email that too.... LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    CHURCH FART


    An elderly couple are attending church services.
    About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
    It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
    He scribbles back , " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

    The question is, did she hit you when you told her that??
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