Sick Day

Sick Day

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    Sick Day

    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she
    is staying home because she is not feeling well.

    What's the matter?" he asks

    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

    "I can't see my ass coming into work today.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
    If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand


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    been posted a few times but still funny

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    Still funny. I've also heard it as "eye problems".
    eschew obfuscation

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