This is a discussion on How to spot a concealed iPad within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Here's a humorous parody on the famous "how to spot a hidden handgun" chart. In this case it shows how to spot a hidden iPad. ...
Here's a humorous parody on the famous "how to spot a hidden handgun" chart. In this case it shows how to spot a hidden iPad.
The iPad version:
How to Spot a Hidden iPad - ipad - Gizmodo
The Handgun version:
In the heat of the moment, what matters is what your body knows -- not what your mind knows.
Quick...someone look, am I printing?
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
Thanks for the site. Now I know how to properly carry my Ipod!
Don't believe what you hear and only half of what you see!
When CC licenses became law, the anti's were out around here.
I was in a Movie Gallery store and this 'guy' keep following me around the store. I wondered if he was gay and going to hit on me or something. He didn't look like anyone who would rob either the store or me.
When I was standing in line at the counter with some movies in hand, he came up and very dramatically and loudly asked the clerk there .... "do you allow people to carry guns in here ? " ... to which the clerk responded, "YES... we do, and I hope if we are ever getting robbed one of them is in here too". That was NOT the answer he was looking for.
So, he went into a tirade about how "HE IS CARRRYING A GUN" and how dangerous it was, blah blah blah blah .... being extremely dramatic and really putting on a show. (I was not carrying). He kept pointing at the area where my cell phone was....... so I pulled up my shirt and asked "you talking about this ? " and began telling him what an idiot he was, and who cares if someone is carrying a gun, and who the hell did he think he was..
His eyes popped out, his mouth fell open, he was embarrassed and didn't know what to say...... and decided instead to exit the store in a hurry.
I was laughing..... the clerk was laughing... the other customers were laughing. But, he accomplished one thing.... it got the discussion going in the store and everyone in there thought it was really a stupid thing to do ... because what if someone was carrying illegally, and that they saw no big deal with people carrying.
We had an "anti" group that was intentionally going around and trying to "out" people and make a real scene of it in the stores. They found they weren't too good at it, concealed was actually concealed, plus they were out-numbered greatly and they gave up.
OMG, what a COMPLETE! putz!
Last edited by UnklFungus; March 31st, 2010 at 07:09 PM. Reason: Cuz I wanted to Jeesh, Like Whatever, for sure!
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Originally Posted by UnklFungus
beware the concealed, tactical cell phone!!
But little did he know...
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