Mid-Life Crisis

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.



NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD
WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

That was great.

I think I just peed my pants...:embarassed:

When one is well off seems to be in your point of view.

So, the moral of the story is that hawt women LIKE cheap apt's, sleeping on sofa beds, and black & white TV?

Man, are we doing it all wrong. We gotta stop giving them diamonds, gold, and good living arrangements.

I dont have a $500K home or a 25 yr-old wife.... what gives?

:rofl::congrats::congrats::congrats:

I think that's terrible..... and she would have a 25 yr old man doing her garden work.

When my wife turned 40 I told her I was going to trade her in for two twenties!

She told me I wasn't wired for 220!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!