Mid-Life Crisis

Mid-Life Crisis

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    Mid-Life Crisis

    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.



    NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD
    WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

    MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


    AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
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    That was great.
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    I think I just peed my pants...

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    So, the moral of the story is that hawt women LIKE cheap apt's, sleeping on sofa beds, and black & white TV?

    Man, are we doing it all wrong. We gotta stop giving them diamonds, gold, and good living arrangements.

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    I dont have a $500K home or a 25 yr-old wife.... what gives?
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    I think that's terrible..... and she would have a 25 yr old man doing her garden work.

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    When my wife turned 40 I told her I was going to trade her in for two twenties!

    She told me I wasn't wired for 220!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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