Mid-Life Crisis

[dukalmighty]

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.



NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD
WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

[DefensiveCarry.com]

[SARR001]

That was great.

[boatail]

I think I just peed my pants...

[Old Chief]

When one is well off seems to be in your point of view.

[Rob P.]

So, the moral of the story is that hawt women LIKE cheap apt's, sleeping on sofa beds, and black & white TV?

Man, are we doing it all wrong. We gotta stop giving them diamonds, gold, and good living arrangements.

[Carry4MyFam]

I dont have a $500K home or a 25 yr-old wife.... what gives?

[surefire7]

[Eagleks]

I think that's terrible..... and she would have a 25 yr old man doing her garden work.

[gaowlpoop]

When my wife turned 40 I told her I was going to trade her in for two twenties!

She told me I wasn't wired for 220!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!