I asked my wife...

I asked my wife...

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    I asked my wife...

    ..."Honey, how can you be so beautiful, and yet so dumb?"

    She replied, "Let me explain it to you. God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me."

    "Then he made me dumb, so that I would be attracted to you."

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    Reminds me yet again of my favorite Sir Winston Churchill quote -
    Betty Boothroid - Winston you are drunk.

    Winston - Betty you are ugly - but I will be sober in the morning!!
    Chris - P95
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    "To own a gun and assume that you are armed
    is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."

    http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.

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    Is this why they make booze N bars for the ugly one's? OOPs I didn't say that did I.
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    Heard that before, but it's still funny. :-)
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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    LOL, good one!

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    A fat, ugly woman goes into Wal-Mart with her 2 daughters ages 7 and 9.
    The greeter asks if they're twins.
    The fat, ugly woman replies "No, do they look alike?"
    The greeter says "No, I just can't imagine anyone having sex with you twice".

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