The Duck Song

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    The Duck Song

    The Duck Song,

    This is pretty funny but, you have to make it through
    all 3 minutes to get it.

    YouTube - The Duck Song

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    Wow! I just wasted three minutes of my life.
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and Ió
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Wow! I just wasted three minutes of my life.
    Yeah, me too!! Now, try to get that out of your head!

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    Can I please have my 3 minutes and 12 seconds back?

    OK, at least I was cleaning my gun while watching that.

    But I wanted to shoot the duck! (Thank goodness it wasn't loaded!)
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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    For some reason I want a glass of lemonaid and a bowl of grapes...... anyone got any grapes?
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    you know the joke should have stopped with

    "got any glue?"
    "no?"
    "got any grapes?"
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by razor02097 View Post
    you know the joke should have stopped with

    "got any glue?"
    "no?"
    "got any grapes?"
    Actually, it probably should have stopped before it started.

    Can we please play Ring Around The Rosie next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErikGr7 View Post
    The Duck Song,

    This is pretty funny but, you have to make it through
    all 3 minutes to get it.

    YouTube - The Duck Song
    after reading the rest of the replies I paused it and then set it to the end and came to this conclusion..... you need to have your sense of humor examined, I think its broken......
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    I dunno but I kinda liked it,but I think that Duk was sniffing Glue
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    It is 1:46 am....I told my wife I was coming to bed about 2 hours ago..... I decided to check out DC beofre I go to bed......my eyes are tired....but I watched all 3 of the videos LOL!!!!! Erik....it's all your fault!! LOL!!
    Last edited by hk45c; April 7th, 2010 at 01:29 PM. Reason: to make the post make sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Wow! I just wasted three minutes of my life.
    Me.....I just "waddled away"......THREE MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon J View Post
    after reading the rest of the replies I paused it and then set it to the end...
    Didn't it take more than 3 minutes to read all the replies?
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch; Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Actually, it probably should have stopped before it started.

    Can we please play Ring Around The Rosie next?
    yeah... but that joke told and not sung is less then 30 seconds, suppose to be a duck in a bar. The threat was suppose to be the bar tender nails the duck to the bar counter. In this sad remake the bar tender and bar substituted for a lemonade stand and a guy way too old running it. The nails where substituted for glue and the bar counter was substituted for a tree.

    The original joke isn't that bad it's more the unexpected randomness that gets the laugh but this song murders the entire concept. There I spoiled the whole thing.
    There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    You're behind the times. My daughter assaulted me with this song months ago.
    Blessed be the Lord my rock who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle. Psalm 144:1

    Si vis pacem, para bellum

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonInNY View Post
    Didn't it take more than 3 minutes to read all the replies?
    Nope speed reader about 30 seconds...
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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