The Duck Song
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This is pretty funny but, you have to make it through
all 3 minutes to get it.
YouTube - The Duck Song...
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April 6th, 2010 08:12 PM
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The Duck Song
The Duck Song,
This is pretty funny but, you have to make it through
all 3 minutes to get it. 
YouTube - The Duck Song
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April 6th, 2010 08:12 PM
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April 6th, 2010 08:20 PM
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Wow! I just wasted three minutes of my life.
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April 6th, 2010 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by
atctimmy
Wow! I just wasted three minutes of my life.
Yeah, me too!! Now, try to get that out of your head!
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April 6th, 2010 08:34 PM
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Can I please have my 3 minutes and 12 seconds back?
OK, at least I was cleaning my gun while watching that.
But I wanted to shoot the duck! (Thank goodness it wasn't loaded!)
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April 6th, 2010 08:49 PM
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For some reason I want a glass of lemonaid and a bowl of grapes...... anyone got any grapes?
There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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April 6th, 2010 08:50 PM
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you know the joke should have stopped with
"got any glue?"
"no?"
"got any grapes?"
There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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April 6th, 2010 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by
razor02097
you know the joke should have stopped with
"got any glue?"
"no?"
"got any grapes?"
Actually, it probably should have stopped before it started. 
Can we please play Ring Around The Rosie next?
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April 6th, 2010 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by
ErikGr7
The Duck Song,
This is pretty funny but, you have to make it through
all 3 minutes to get it.
YouTube - The Duck Song
after reading the rest of the replies I paused it and then set it to the end and came to this conclusion..... you need to have your sense of humor examined, I think its broken......
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April 7th, 2010 02:12 AM
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I dunno but I kinda liked it,but I think that Duk was sniffing Glue
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April 7th, 2010 02:48 AM
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It is 1:46 am....I told my wife I was coming to bed about 2 hours ago..... I decided to check out DC beofre I go to bed......my eyes are tired....but I watched all 3 of the videos LOL!!!!! Erik....it's all your fault!! LOL!!
Last edited by hk45c; April 7th, 2010 at 01:29 PM.
Reason: to make the post make sense
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April 7th, 2010 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by
atctimmy
Wow! I just wasted three minutes of my life.
Me.....I just "waddled away"......THREE MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!!!
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April 7th, 2010 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by
Sheldon J
after reading the rest of the replies I paused it and then set it to the end...
Didn't it take more than 3 minutes to read all the replies?
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April 7th, 2010 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by
QKShooter
Actually, it probably should have stopped before it started.
Can we please play
Ring Around The Rosie next?
yeah... but that joke told and not sung is less then 30 seconds, suppose to be a duck in a bar. The threat was suppose to be the bar tender nails the duck to the bar counter. In this sad remake the bar tender and bar substituted for a lemonade stand and a guy way too old running it. The nails where substituted for glue and the bar counter was substituted for a tree.
The original joke isn't that bad it's more the unexpected randomness that gets the laugh but this song murders the entire concept. There I spoiled the whole thing.
There is something about firing 4,200 thirty millimeter rounds/min that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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April 7th, 2010 08:11 AM
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You're behind the times. My daughter assaulted me with this song months ago.
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April 7th, 2010 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by
JonInNY
Didn't it take more than 3 minutes to read all the replies?
Nope speed reader about 30 seconds...
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