What did you say?

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    What did you say?

    This must be old, But I had to post it.


    Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees homegame, sitting
    in the first row, with the Secret Service people
    directly behind them.

    One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
    whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares
    at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the Agent,
    and shakes his head "no." The agent then says,
    "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire
    team, from the owner to the bat boy."
    Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when
    the agent tells him the fans would love it!

    Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay!
    If that's what the people want. C'mere Hilly, baby..."

    With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar
    and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses
    her right over the wall onto the field.

    She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill, you
    idiot!". The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

    He leans over to the Agent and says, "How about that!
    I would have never believed how much everyone would
    enjoy that!"

    Noticing the Agent has gone totally pale; he asks what
    is wrong. The Agent replies, "Sir, I said they want
    you to throw out the first 'Pitch'."

    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    Ouch!!!

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    Bill, Hillary, and AlGore are flying in a helicopter over NYC and Bill says "I'll throw a hundred dollar bill out and make someone happy", Hillary says "Why not throw out 5 twenties and make 5 people happy", AlGore says "I'll throw both of you out and make EVERYBODY happy"! GERONIMO!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by curtm1911
    Bill, Hillary, and AlGore are flying in a helicopter over NYC and Bill says "I'll throw a hundred dollar bill out and make someone happy", Hillary says "Why not throw out 5 twenties and make 5 people happy", AlGore says "I'll throw both of you out and make EVERYBODY happy"! GERONIMO!!!

    Can't beat that logic, And oh so true.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
    If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand

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    if he had done that he would have got my vote.
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