Best yard sign ever

This is a discussion on Best yard sign ever within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I got this in an email today and thought I would share. Sorry if it is a re-post. Ralph, my neighbor is a "lefty" of ...

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    Best yard sign ever

    I got this in an email today and thought I would share. Sorry if it is a re-post.

    Ralph, my neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers, gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.). So last week I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign wasn't up more than an hour before he called the police and wanted them to make me take down the sign. Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job to take such action without a court order and he had to file a complaint "downtown" first, which would be reviewed by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or state ordinances, which if there was a violation a court order would be sent to the offending party (me) to "remove the sign in seven days".


    After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made him madder. I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends at the hunt club but that seemed to make him even more angry. I then asked him if he wanted to go to a Tea Party rally but again he declined my outreach efforts to bring about a better understanding between political and social opponents.

    I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship), any suggestions would be welcome. Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods, how's about yours?


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    That is very funny. I have thought about doing things like that in the past. My only concern for you is that you may be advertising your guns to burglars.

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    Reread and saw that it was not your house but an email you recieved..Same thought applies though.

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    Those are some beautiful azaleas!

    "Get off my lawn"

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    I like this one, about 15 miles from my house


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    I like both signs!

    As far as your lost relationship, you aren't missing much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azchevy View Post
    I like this one, about 15 miles from my house



    dukalmighty needs a few of these signs on his property down on the Mexican border!

    That is an awesome sign.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azchevy View Post
    I like this one, about 15 miles from my house




    HOLY COW! What kind of gun do you have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bark'n View Post
    dukalmighty needs a few of these signs on his property down on the Mexican border!

    That is an awesome sign.
    Would it have to be in both English and Spanish, 1" lettering, and plainly visible from all entrances to his property?
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    I LoL'd my butt off, Im partial to the sign that says " Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again"
    I intend to live forever, or at least die trying...

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