Manliest Way to Cook Bacon

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    You need bacon, tin foil, a 7.62mm German Rheinmetall MG 3 machine gun from the 1950s, and around 200 rounds of ammunition. Simply wrap the bacon around the barrel, and fire away. [Reddit]

    Source: The Manliest Way to Cook Bacon: A Machine Gun : Bacon Bacon Bacon : Eater National

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    Bacon and shooting two things that I Love
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    I was thinking a stick and a Zippo, but bacon wrapped around the barrel beats my idea!
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    Ummmmm.....nothing like the smell of bacon and the sound of small arms fire in the morning.
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    Hmm, and you can use the grease to lube the gun. Nice.

    I thought you were going to say "naked." But that would hurt, unless you're wearing an apron.

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    I can the cookin' tonight honey!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Ummmmm.....nothing like the smell of bacon and the sound of small arms fire in the morning.
    Almost as good as the smell of napalm in the morning.

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    Everything's better with bacon!

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    Mmmm... Nothing burps better than bacon!
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    And just think it's a "green" way to cook, no need in wasting that heat.
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    While in Vietnam we used to use the 50 cal for the same thing, we also used the Jeep motor. I love bacon!

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    GREAT!!!!
    Twice-smoked bacon!
    First with hickory....then with "heat"!!!!
    BTW....how many rounds does it take to ....er... "cure" a pound??
    The microwave is more efficient......
    But YOUR way is a lot more FUN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueNinjaGo View Post

    You need bacon, tin foil, a 7.62mm German Rheinmetall MG 3 machine gun from the 1950s, and around 200 rounds of ammunition. Simply wrap the bacon around the barrel, and fire away. [Reddit]

    Source: The Manliest Way to Cook Bacon: A Machine Gun : Bacon Bacon Bacon : Eater National
    BlueNinja, sorry to inform you but, the BATF ( Bacon/Alternate Types of Frying ) wants to speak with you..
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    Maybe turkey bacon.
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