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    TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE -- Words of wisdom from an unknown person:
    > Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me.

    > I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
    > In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem).
    > What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
    > So, here is my question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
    > Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT----doing drugs while I work. Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
    > I guess we could call the program "URINE OR YOU'RE OUT"!
    > Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't Hope you all will pass it along, though. Something has to change in this country - AND SOON!
    > P.S Just a thought, all politicians should have to pass a urine test too!
    "You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." - Admiral Yamamoto

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    sounds like a wonderful idea!
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