The crazy things a dad does for his daughter.

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    You just better hope nobody gets robbed by an ugly white man with painted toe nails.
    So what happens when she decides to shave her legs and wants some practice first
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    BTDT... but my preference is for purple sparklies.

    I have two by birth and two by heart; I am a big fan of daughters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henmeister View Post
    I nominate WhoWeBePart1 for Dad of the Year.

    Long after that polish rubs off and we've all forgotten about it, your daughter will remember that her dad loved her enough to let her polish his toe nails.

    You rock.
    I'l second that.
    I would have to decline that request... I'm not man enough to have pink toes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 120mm View Post
    BTDT... but my preference is for purple sparklies.

    I have two by birth and two by heart; I am a big fan of daughters.
    Daughters do rock but I'm not a fan of the sparklies. I perfer the bright colors. Was nice to read I'm not alone.

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    My four year old doesn't do it to me, but I'm not embarassed to say I paint her nails for her :)

    "Daddy, can you help me?"...with some sweet smile. What am I gonna do, say no? To that? And miss it forever?

    I think not. So, a painter of my daughters nails I remain.

    Proudly I might add.

    So fear not Whowebepart1, you're a man among men.

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    Bravo! I think you rock, too.
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    LOL, Did this happen close to Easter?
    For God, Family and Country!

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    Your daughter will always remember the times you spent with her, and what you do together rather than what you buy her. It's good to see a dad bonding with his kids. Keep up the good work, remember we shape who they will become.

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    I'd draw the line, if she wants to paint your lips!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagleks View Post
    LOL... I would love to hear him explaining it in the emergency room if there was an accident and he ended up there.. That may be priceless.

    uh huh, uh huh, sure buddy... we believe you..... really.

    Hey Frank, guess what we have in ER room # 3 ........

    Quality time with your daughter is a good thing.
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    Whoa!!!!!

    This is for Mommy, or auntie, or Grandma, to be "experimented on"

    Quality time with a daughter is like taking them to the range, or a daddy daughter dance, or shopping or the like


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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmyCop View Post
    LOL, Did this happen close to Easter?
    I happened yesterday

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    There is only one word that comes to mind.....No. No sweety you cannot paint my toes. Let's go get some ice cream instead...(<--- insert fun alternative here).
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    Tell her she did a great job.

    But I'll tell you this: you need to find your palette.
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    There is only one word that comes to mind.....No. No sweety you cannot paint my toes. Let's go get some ice cream instead...(<--- insert fun alternative here).
    We had gone to Dairy Queen earlier in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoWeBePart1 View Post
    We had gone to Dairy Queen earlier in the day.
    I'm fresh out of arguments then. Everyone knows you can't go to DQ twice in one day.
    Mark Twain:
    The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a
    patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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