This is a discussion on Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by chiefjason Idgit. +1 I figured you musta been from around my neck of the woods...
oh and my two fav in german:
Georg BüchnerWo die Notwehr aufhört, fängt der Mord an
(Murder begins where self-defense ends)
for the record owl **** is slick not dumb as in "that ol' fallen log is slicker'n owl ****"
They who give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights on, but no one is home.
His picnic basket is missing a few sandwiches.
"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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Nuttier than squirrel $%*#@
New one I just read. "would bring a fork to free soup day".
"The gun is the great equalizer... For it is the gun, that allows the meek to repel the monsters; Whom are bigger, stronger and without conscience, prey on those who without one, would surely perish."
blank page in the book of knowledge.
he's as useless as **** on a bull.
If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!
Window Licker is my favorite.
Like the kids on the short bus who lick the frost off the windows.....
My GLOCK goes BANG every time!
"a true example of the effect of inbreeding"
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Are you a poster boy for stupid inc?
That guy is numb from the shoulders up.
Don't tread on me or mine.
I am comfortable laying on a rock in the sun; bothering no one. If you choose to ignore the above statement, you will wish all you had to do, is deal with a snake.