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Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us

This is a discussion on Looking for Quotes to Describe the "Not So Smart" Among Us within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by chiefjason Idgit. +1 I figured you musta been from around my neck of the woods...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiefjason View Post
    Idgit.
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    I figured you musta been from around my neck of the woods
    Wo die Notwehr aufhört, fängt der Mord an
    (Murder begins where self-defense ends)
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    oh and my two fav in german:
    Trottel
    Depp
    Wo die Notwehr aufhört, fängt der Mord an
    (Murder begins where self-defense ends)
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    for the record owl **** is slick not dumb as in "that ol' fallen log is slicker'n owl ****"
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    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
    The lights on, but no one is home.
    His picnic basket is missing a few sandwiches.
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    Nuttier than squirrel $%*#@

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    New one I just read. "would bring a fork to free soup day".

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    His biscuits are still a little doughy.



    Quote Originally Posted by 21bubba View Post
    New one I just read. "would bring a fork to free soup day".
    Would a spork be okay?
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    blank page in the book of knowledge.

    he's as useless as **** on a bull.
    If I gave a crap about what you think about my guns.....it was early this morning and I already flushed it!

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    Window Licker is my favorite.

    Like the kids on the short bus who lick the frost off the windows.....
    My GLOCK goes BANG every time!

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    "a true example of the effect of inbreeding"

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    If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
    64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jca1 View Post
    blank page in the book of knowledge.

    he's as useless as **** on a bull.
    Another one of my favorites. My dad had a bunch of these. I've learned to cope with years of therapy.
    64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

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    Briar Bear.
    Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.

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    Are you a poster boy for stupid inc?

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    That guy is numb from the shoulders up.
    Don't tread on me or mine.
    I am comfortable laying on a rock in the sun; bothering no one. If you choose to ignore the above statement, you will wish all you had to do, is deal with a snake.

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