He's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent,
Catches on like a wet match
You are so dumb, you planted a dogwood tree and expected a litter of puppies
You are so dumb, you need a cue card to say "Huh?"
You are so stupid that if I gave you a penny for your intelligence, I'd get change back
You are so dumb, you play solitaire...for cash
You are so dumb, you need instructions on how to use a rocking chair
Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the sole.
He's as smart as a community organizer...
not the sharpest tack in the box.
and my personal fav.
some computer lingo.
what you have is an "I" "D" "10" "T" error
(as in ID10T)
We repaired some aircraft problems by....
Removing the short between the headsets.
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.
Then there is the PICNIC error on the computer. Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
He's a few rounds short of a full magazine.
And for the computer people
“THAT is why cousins shouldn’t have kids”
A cab full of DUH
There is a whole lot of stupid in those eyes.
He is stooopid with four O’s
Couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
Just fell off the turnip truck.
Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Not playing with a full deck.
The wheel is turning but the Gerbil's dead.
He's a quart low in the crank case.
For the holiday season.........
"He ain't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but he sure does blink funny."
The nights are on, but no one is home.
"A few bricks shy of a full load."
"...poster child for birth control."
"...makes me want to slap his mama."
"Inbred, knuckle draggin' slobber jockey."
Originally Posted by BAGMAN
His men would follow him anywhere, if only out of morbid curiousity, dead from the eyebrows up, sharp as a sledgehammer, wheel is turning but the hamsters dead, hard to believe he beat out 1 million other sperm, has a full 6 pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together, about as sharp as a hockey puck.
I'll stop now or this will take me all night